K-Idol Inspired Starter Sentences: 'Shade’ Edition
K-Idol inspired starter sentences (mostly) designed to cause offence because idols aren’t always nice. *Personal pronouns can easily be interchanged. - StatusQuo.
“Look, maybe it’s time you tried a new concept. Clearly this one isn’t working for you.“
“Contrary to popular belief, I’m more than just a puppet.”
“Oh yeah, because everything Dispatch posts is true.”
“Some of these rookies are putting the veterans to shame.”
“So who’s ass did you have to kiss to get this spot?”
“They’re not talented; their company just knows how to use their money.”
“You should see them before the editors work their Photoshop magic.”
“I haven’t seen you in so long! I thought your company had finally decided to cut the dead weight.”
“I guess looks really are everything now.”
“That group would be nothing without you-know-who.”
“There’s no use getting attached to small-label rookies like them. They won’t even be around next year.”
“Who did you say you were again?”
“One CF deal and everyone thinks they’re the next Suzy.”
“You’ve been in training for how long? And that’s all you’ve got to show for it?”
“There’s a reason they keep getting cut on the music shows. No-one gives a shit.”
“They could walk around naked and still wouldn’t land the front page of Osen.”
“I bet their company paid the reporters off.”
“Must be nice getting away with so much just because your company has money.”
“So what if they’re seniors? I earn more than them anyway.”
“Unnie, you don’t like me, do you?” [x]
“‘C’mon, it’s just us. Tell me what you really think about them.”
“With a face like that I’d constantly hide behind sunglasses, too.”
“Sorry, what was your position again?”
“There’s actual talent out there yet they’re the ones getting all the attention? Please.”
“Honestly, they shouldn’t call themselves idols.”
“There’s taking inspiration and then there’s downright theft.”
“Isn’t it obvious? They totally got work done.”
“Even their fans admit they have no talent.”
“I don’t know why their company keeps wasting money on them.”
“Maybe you should spend less time gossiping and more time working on your skills.”
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