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When you can't even begin your class until you complete ALL of the review chapters in the preface because while you can remember the teacher, the annoying kid who sat in front of you, the wobbly desk you sat in etc etc but CAN NOT for the life of you remember the freaking work...you question your sanity in the margins of your notebooks...am I #toooldforthisnow #icantmath (at Joe and Jens House of Mayhem)

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Master List of Entitled Children Celebrating Being Total Losers

Need to know who the “liftshopping” blogs are to report?

http://lifting-dimepiece.tumblr.com/ (“Saved since April: $3,273.80”. Felony theft) http://liftingduo.tumblr.com/ http://liftx.tumblr.com/ (has a single haul of over $8k) http://queenoflifting.tumblr.com/ http://small-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://cashorcard.tumblr.com/ http://do–you-even–lift.tumblr.com/ http://lifty-lift.tumblr.com/ http://littleirishlifter.tumblr.com/ http://convictedcutie.tumblr.com/ http://gofivefingerdiscounts.tumblr.com/ http://lifting4days.tumblr.com/ http://yeahilift.tumblr.com/ http://liftalittle.tumblr.com/ http://liftstick.tumblr.com/ http://tocatchakitten.tumblr.com/ http://slutandfalcon90.tumblr.com/ http://liftincincy.tumblr.com/ http://bitch-is-illegal.tumblr.com/ http://cosmic-love-lifter.tumblr.com http://daintyfierce.tumblr.com/ http://lacybabe.tumblr.com/ http://stealthwealth.tumblr.com/ http://sunshine-shoplifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglately.tumblr.com/ http://linalifter.tumblr.com/ http://cateliftsx.tumblr.com/ http://five-finger-viscount.tumblr.com/ http://lovelyliftingbabe.tumblr.com/ http://cutesyliftr.tumblr.com/ http://aliftinglifestyle.tumblr.com/ http://writing-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://sugar-coated-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://shiftyyliftyy.tumblr.com/ http://switchylifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftinghoes.tumblr.com/ http://2lifters.tumblr.com/ http://imliftingincanada.tumblr.com/ http://aeropastel.tumblr.com/ http://twogirlsonebadhabit.tumblr.com/ http://anthropolifting.tumblr.com/ (This site appears to be new, so no stolen merch posted yet, but keep an eye on ‘em) http://hellishlifter.tumblr.com/ http://angeliclift.tumblr.com/ http://regalefox.tumblr.com http://liftsup.tumblr.com/ http://highwayheist.tumblr.com/ http://i-stole-pluto.tumblr.com/ http://cutellyshoplifting.tumblr.com/ (“Saved around 2k”. Also felony theft) http://unwastedmoney.tumblr.com/ http://theacelifter.tumblr.com/ http://i-came-i-saw-i-lifted.tumblr.com/ http://cosmobandit.tumblr.com/ http://twinstake.tumblr.com/ http://shh-iminnocent-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://starry-eyed-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://swiperyesswiping.tumblr.com/ http://kleptalgian.tumblr.com/ http://liftingshop.tumblr.com/ http://aislinnok.tumblr.com/ http://nightoftheliftingdead.tumblr.com/ http://dutchlifter.tumblr.com/ http://123lift321.tumblr.com/ http://lifter-bbys.tumblr.com/ http://peachlifter.tumblr.com/ http://grandiose-larceny.tumblr.com/ http://swipernolifting.tumblr.com/ http://liftincincy.tumblr.com/ http://lifting4days.tumblr.com/ http://comedy-and-lifting.tumblr.com/ http://lexilift.tumblr.com/ http://jirachilifts.tumblr.com/ http://tequila-thief.tumblr.com/ http://lift-swift.tumblr.com/ http://northernmost-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://petitetheft.tumblr.com/ http://lil-brit-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://squadlift.tumblr.com/ http://coinlifted.tumblr.com/ http://rosie-the-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftingthemoon.tumblr.com/ http://lucylifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftsalot.tumblr.com/ http://liftinbitch.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-double-trouble.tumblr.com/ http://got-me-hookd.tumblr.com/ http://theft-nymphet.tumblr.com/ http://thief-deco.tumblr.com/ http://missy-liftr.tumblr.com/ http://purepurloin.tumblr.com/ http://greedygirlus.tumblr.com/ http://englishlifter.tumblr.com/ http://turntechthinness.tumblr.com/ http://purrfectpurrloiner.tumblr.com/ http://lolitalostinmetropolis.tumblr.com/ http://liftonaut.tumblr.com/ http://lushlilifter.tumblr.com/ http://kleptofawn.tumblr.com/ http://littlelifternyc.tumblr.com/ http://liftonaut.tumblr.com/ http://leftylifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglosers.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglizards.tumblr.com/ http://lavish-lifting.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifters-of-britain-unite.tumblr.com/ http://liftingkittytiger.tumblr.com/ http://blackcat-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://sparkle-lift.tumblr.com/ http://teamlifters.tumblr.com/ http://dawnnilifts.tumblr.com/ http://liftedit.tumblr.com/ http://louchelifter.tumblr.com/ http://summerlifts.tumblr.com/ http://lovxlylifter.tumblr.com/ http://lyss-lifts.tumblr.com/ http://freeshetyo.tumblr.com/ http://klepto-cutie.tumblr.com/ http://sucre-noiree.tumblr.com/ http://elratero.tumblr.com/ http://guccilifts.tumblr.com/ http://liftplayer.tumblr.com/ http://liftersqueen.tumblr.com/ http://that-lifter-life-tho.tumblr.com/ http://mer-voleur.tumblr.com/ http://cheekylifter.tumblr.com/ http://sassycassie4.tumblr.com/ http://delicatattoos-gracefulifting.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifting-love.tumblr.com/ http://baddygallift.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-baby.tumblr.com/ http://wishlift.tumblr.com/ http://lollypoplifty.tumblr.com/ http://confessionsofaliftaholic.tumblr.com/ http://xliftinglovely.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-is-a-construct.tumblr.com/ http://amateurlifter.tumblr.com/ http://lift-me-upp.tumblr.com/ http://aislinnok.tumblr.com/ http://screwcapitalism.tumblr.com/ http://lunarlifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftedshop.tumblr.com/ ($8.3k. Jesus christ…) http://liftedshop.tumblr.com/ http://lana-del-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftingbabes.tumblr.com/ (“The bling ring of tumblr”. Ew) http://aliftinglifestyle.tumblr.com/ http://kisssssandlift.tumblr.com/ http://its-a-steal.tumblr.com/ http://liftbabylift.tumblr.com/ http://ittybittyliftingcommittee.tumblr.com/ http://beatifultheif.tumblr.com/ http://liftladychuu.tumblr.com/ http://assistedlifting.tumblr.com/ http://lillypulifter.tumblr.com/ http://teddiursausedfuryswipe.tumblr.com/ http://canadianlifter.tumblr.com/ http://mouselifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftingking.tumblr.com/ http://liftheart.tumblr.com/ http://improvisedshopping.tumblr.com/ http://lyinglittlelifters.tumblr.com/ http://pretty-little-lifters.tumblr.com/ http://retailrenegade.tumblr.com/ http://halloweentheif.tumblr.com/ http://happysteal.tumblr.com/ http://aprvcot21.tumblr.com/ http://liftingthelittlethings.tumblr.com/ http://bitch-is-illegal.tumblr.com/ http://glamourlift.tumblr.com/ http://snatch–queen.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglol.tumblr.com/ http://here-we-go-lifty-loo.tumblr.com/ http://boldnessbemyguide.tumblr.com/ http://regalefox.tumblr.com/ http://stere-o-hearts.tumblr.com/ http://xpensivethings.tumblr.com/ (url has since been abandoned, and is now being used by a new person that is NOT a lifter) http://liftqueenn.tumblr.com/ http://littleshoplover.tumblr.com/ http://lift-for-the-stars.tumblr.com/ http://ceoofthieft.tumblr.com/ http://shoppingisforlosers.tumblr.com/ http://shliftwithme.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-addict.tumblr.com/ http://casuallylifting.tumblr.com/ http://malelifter.tumblr.com/ http://blog-prettygirlposts-us.tumblr.com/ http://daddyslittleshopper.tumblr.com/ http://starlifter13.tumblr.com/ http://hippiedrifter420.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-prince.tumblr.com/ http://storms-for-lungs.tumblr.com/ http://pinkmanjesse.tumblr.com/ http://decaying-fairytal3.tumblr.com/ http://eulift.tumblr.com/ http://short-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lotuslift.tumblr.com/ http://everythingluvly.tumblr.com/ http://sashanistaa.tumblr.com/ http://lillifter.tumblr.com/ http://punkthrifting.tumblr.com/ http://liftingcuties.tumblr.com/ http://liftpixie.tumblr.com/ http://penaltyfree.tumblr.com/ http://witchylifting.tumblr.com/ http://cosmic-love-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://babydoll-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://angelifter.tumblr.com/ http://xoxoliftinggirl.tumblr.com/ http://darlingthrifter.tumblr.com/ http://call-me-stickyfingers.tumblr.com/ http://fakegrl11.tumblr.com/ http://lipstick-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://prettyliftin.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-l0ve.tumblr.com/ http://priceforperfect.tumblr.com/ http://i-lift-bro.tumblr.com/ http://lamelifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-whore.tumblr.com/ http://liftingdrifter.tumblr.com/ http://classytrapqveen.tumblr.com/ http://fvckyahlifting.tumblr.com/ http://illestlifter.tumblr.com/ http://lollypoplifty.tumblr.com/ http://stoned-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://youbetterliftbitch.tumblr.com/ http://klept-ooo.tumblr.com/ http://niftyliftyy.tumblr.com/ http://littletinylifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftingchocolate1.tumblr.com/ http://prettyheavylifting.tumblr.com/ http://maroonlifter.tumblr.com/ http://bagraiderss.tumblr.com/ http://liftmeafucktogive.tumblr.com/ http://idontfeellikepaying.tumblr.com/ http://snatch–queen.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-light.tumblr.com/ http://starlifter13.tumblr.com/ http://7levelsoflift.tumblr.com/ http://liftinkitten.tumblr.com/ http://dirtyylittles3cr3t.tumblr.com/ http://liftplayer.tumblr.com/ http://sashionistaa.tumblr.com/ http://littlemagpielifts.tumblr.com/ http://trapezzoid.tumblr.com/ http://pink-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-therapy.tumblr.com/ http://fancylift.tumblr.com/ http://australianlifter.tumblr.com/ http://opshayiftlay.tumblr.com/ http://babylifters.tumblr.com/ http://big-dream-little-wallet.tumblr.com/ http://goddessklift.tumblr.com/ http://mskleptomaniac.tumblr.com/ http://bunnylift.tumblr.com/ http://she-shops-for-free.tumblr.com/ http://fortheliftersoul.tumblr.com/ http://uklifter.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifty.tumblr.com/ http://leolifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-midgets.tumblr.com/ http://liftinlavidaloca.tumblr.com/ http://callthefuckingcops.tumblr.com/ http://thriftylifts.tumblr.com/ http://sstickyfingerss.tumblr.com/ http://the-lifting-boarder.tumblr.com/ http://littlest-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lavender-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://grandiose-larceny.tumblr.com/ http://livthelifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftsup.tumblr.com/ http://londonlifter666.tumblr.com/ http://liftstick.tumblr.com/ http://thriftylifty.tumblr.com/ http://i-robinhood-stuff.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifty.tumblr.com/ http://lazylifter.tumblr.com/ http://skinnylifters.tumblr.com/ http://i-lifted-that-bra.tumblr.com/ http://longlivezoklet.tumblr.com/ http://lift-thrift.tumblr.com/ http://liftlovetoronto.tumblr.com/ http://liftomania.tumblr.com/post/112538138120/michaels-tips (THEY’RE EVEN POSTING TIPS ON HOW TO FUCKIN’ RIP PEOPLE OFF) http://tacothatlifts.tumblr.com/ http://shifty-lifty.tumblr.com/ http://igotitforfree.tumblr.com/ http://lolitalifting.tumblr.com/ http://swiperyesswiping.tumblr.com/ http://xfivefingers.tumblr.com/ http://liftfastdieyoung.tumblr.com/ http://kawaiilifter.tumblr.com/ http://glitterlifts.tumblr.com/ http://liftmeupjenny.tumblr.com/ http://turntechthinness.tumblr.com/ http://liftiger.tumblr.com/ http://liftanddive.tumblr.com/ http://princess-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://howtolift.tumblr.com/ http://cheshirelifting.tumblr.com/ http://a-lift-celebrities.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-aisha.tumblr.com/ http://liftinlolita.tumblr.com/ (The lolita-based lifting thugs are especially appalling to me. There are many great blogs that show you how to get lolita style at affordable prices) http://liftingsouls.tumblr.com/ http://con-tour-artist.tumblr.com/ http://single-red-rose.tumblr.com/ http://theftinpetty.tumblr.com/ http://snatchtosurvive.tumblr.com/ http://learning-to-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftingowl.tumblr.com/ http://dollhouselifter.tumblr.com/ http://dyanmiclifters.tumblr.com/ http://5-lifter-sisters.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-lolita.tumblr.com/ (“it’s all roleplay, chill”) Yeah, no. http://stealthycreature.tumblr.com/ http://lift-swift.tumblr.com/ http://l1vel0vel1ft.tumblr.com/ http://neeed-a-lift.tumblr.com/ http://canigetalift.tumblr.com/ http://sunsetlifter.tumblr.com/ http://kleptorat.tumblr.com/ http://liftingqueenlv.tumblr.com/ http://roxylifts.tumblr.com/ http://liftersisters.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglesbians.tumblr.com/ http://lilbabylifter.tumblr.com/ http://littleliftlover.tumblr.com/ http://liftingcacti.tumblr.com/ http://bruhdoyouevenlift.tumblr.com/ http://liftersanonymous.tumblr.com/ http://stealingyoupretty.tumblr.com/ http://canadianlifters.tumblr.com/ http://lift-love-lust.tumblr.com/ http://shh-iminnocent-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lovelylifter289.tumblr.com/ http://guywholifts.tumblr.com/ http://crazycatlifter.tumblr.com/ http://liftbbygrl.tumblr.com/ http://liftingchanel.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-lve.tumblr.com/ http://musicallifter.tumblr.com/ http://tuliplifter.tumblr.com/ http://anarchistthief.tumblr.com/ http://stealthethings.tumblr.com/ http://liftinggold.tumblr.com/ http://kkleptologists.tumblr.com/ http://minilifter.tumblr.com/ http://beautyheist.tumblr.com/ http://queerlifter.tumblr.com/ http://tulift.tumblr.com/ http://scorpiolifter.tumblr.com/ http://uglylifter.tumblr.com/ http://i-stole-pluto.tumblr.com/ http://luxurylifting.tumblr.com/ http://shoplifting-love.tumblr.com/ http://liftingthis.tumblr.com/ http://littlemisslift.tumblr.com/ http://liftybunny.tumblr.com/ http://secretliftingprincess.tumblr.com/ http://cosmobandit.tumblr.com/ http://llifterr.tumblr.com/ http://gay-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://harleyandivy-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftersunite.tumblr.com/ http://lift-barbie.tumblr.com/ http://r0b1n-h00d.tumblr.com/ http://freeforshe.tumblr.com/ http://opulentmisery.tumblr.com/ http://gypsylifting.tumblr.com/ http://still-lifting.tumblr.com/ http://liftinglux.tumblr.com/ http://lifterpixie.tumblr.com/ http://liftinq.tumblr.com/ http://pumpkinlift.tumblr.com/ http://rainylftr.tumblr.com/ http://purepurloin.tumblr.com/ http://tenderlifts.tumblr.com/ http://omaha-lifty.tumblr.com/ http://lilac-lift.tumblr.com/ http://liftingly.tumblr.com/ http://lovelyyy-lifter.tumblr.com/ http://lifting-a-life.tumblr.com/ http://liftingtheclouds.tumblr.com/ http://greedyentitledbitch.tumblr.com/ http://daintylifter.tumblr.com/ http://galaxyheist.tumblr.com/ (this one appears to have changed urls, but the current name is unknown)

These blogs don’t appear to be dedicated lifting blogs, but they’ve sure as hell posted a lot of stolen merchandise in the “liftshopping” tag:

http://class-b-team.tumblr.com/ http://deerofficial.tumblr.com/ http://paeganafterglow.tumblr.com/ http://rembering-stuff.tumblr.com/ http://lftffd.tumblr.com/ http://sucre-noirr.tumblr.com/ http://thesketchygirl.tumblr.com/ http://lolitalostinmetropolis.tumblr.com/ http://yourveryownbiga.tumblr.com/ http://deduce-on-my-wayward-timelord.tumblr.com/ http://aislinnok.tumblr.com/ http://meanbich.tumblr.com/

These people commonly put in their descriptions that they are “roleplay” blogs to try to cover their asses. Unfortunately for them, they also have that little tendency to post pictures of all the merchandise they’ve stolen, list the stores they’ve stolen from, and provide tips on shoplifting.

These people have been using the following tags:

Liftshopping

Liftplay

Lifting

Liftshop

Lifting tips

Shoplifting

Shoplift

Shoplifting tips

Shoplifting culture

FiveFingerDiscount

Klepto

Hauls (to show off their stolen goods)

Boosting (the term they use for selling stolen goods, meaning that THEY AREN’T EVEN ALWAYS STEALING FOR THEMSELVES)

There’s a good chance they will begin using new tags after this, but plenty of evidence can be found in the above tags. They’ve also begun using the term “swap”.

Many of these people will likely change their urls (some have started using “thrift” in place of “lift”), or start deleting posts showing what they’ve stolen. ARCHIVE THEM WITH THE INTERNET WAYBACK MACHINE, AND THEIR BLOGS AND POSTS CAN STILL BE ACCESSED AFTER THEY DELETE THEM. Here’s how to do it! And if I missed any in this list, feel free to add them!

Don’t let these spoiled little brats continue to make life difficult for people who actually work for a living. There’s a huge difference between being forced to steal in order to live due to abject poverty, and being an entitled little brat that steals designer bags and other luxury items that aren’t necessary for survival. They pretend to be the former, but we all know they’re the latter. Nobody needs hundreds of dollars worth of expensive cosmetics and designer bags to survive.

If you find yourself unable to use the report forms, you can also email staff at:

[email protected]

You can also report these sites to the FBI using this handy form. Just be aware that there’s a 3,000 character limit. You are more than welcome to use this link to save space.

However, once again: Do NOT personally harass these people. Just expose, archive, and report. Let staff and law enforcement take care of the rest.

(Big thanks to all those that contributed to putting this list together!)