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Boooooo. RT @scoopny Michigan, you suck: http://t.co/w1xTkMWk

Just realized most of my ass has been hanging out of my pants for a yet-to-be-determined amount of time. You're (probably) welcome, UPS guy.

I'm having a Pure Romance party if anyone wants to come over, get blackout drunk, and spend a whole check on dildos. I love being a girl!

I feel bad for people who never stop looking like babies.

Let's fund a film that follows Bachmann to Iraq to see how it goes when she asks to be repaid "liberating" Iraq. #cnndebate

I Just Downloaded Empty Orchestra's One More Time, All Together Now album for free. Get yours here http://t.co/6srVX0mP

You are so close to mastering the internet. Photo: http://t.co/rQUUvZ6v

Inches away from harnessing the true power of the internet.

According to my new favorite customer, there are a number of paranormal romance novels, and vampires are ALWAYS the best lovers. Va-va-voom.

My grandparents have been reading this, so I guess I have to admit that when I say drunk or slutty things, I really mean I'm praying. o:-D

RT @GoTwits: Just in time for Halloween, Go Comedy presents its latest original comedy, Stage Fright! Opening October 6 at 10pm. $5.

I'm not crying, I just yawned.