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Hello Stanford....I heard that you loved crime stories... Well, just so you know, I'm a suspect in 3 murder and 7 global terrorism cases
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I'll make it 1 arson, 4 murders, 3 llama robbery cases, and 8 global terrorism cases, so it would be 1 4 3 8 or "I LOVE YOU STANFORD" by the number of letters in the word! My love language is so bootiful!! ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
I know!! You're so impressed, right?! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜
Going through tumblr is hurting me rn because like. Why do gravity falls fans choose to hate on everyone BUT the villains.
Stan didn't do SHIT. Ford didn't do SHIT. Dipper and Mabel didn't do SHIT‼️ I mean they OBVIOUSLY made pretty big mistakes but they each had REASONS?? They do NOT deserve this slander. They all made mistakes but they're not the BAD GUYS. You'll blame Ford or Mabel and yet you decide to SYMPATHIZE with BILL. Sure he's got a backstory but he is in NO way a good person(?). Like are we looking at the same geometric shape here. That motherfucker does not deserve sympathy
Stop blaming the Pines (except Filbrick) before I lose my shit!!!!!!
Hello Stanford....I heard that you loved crime stories... Well, just so you know, I'm a suspect in 3 murder and 7 global terrorism cases
₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾
Oh
I'll make it 1 arson, 4 murders, 3 llama robbery cases, and 8 global terrorism cases, so it would be 1 4 3 8 or "I LOVE YOU STANFORD" by the number of letters in the word! My love language is so bootiful!! ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
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FORD'S FUNERAL
Guys, is Tumblr gonna do a funeral for Stanford Pines in the year 2046 or nay? (I hc his birth year as 1954) (╭ರ_•́)
THE AMNESIAC SCHOLAR
All righty, here's my very first fic (sorry for the bad English; it isn't my first language ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )) (MABEL'S POV) Grunkle Ford had killed Bill and saved Gravity Falls! Yip Yip Hooray!!! He had evacuated us all outside after making the deal with Bill, and I kinda dunno how he actually killed him...but! For all I know, Bill was nothing but a dumb statue now! (I gave a good kick to his ugly face too!)...And I just hope that Grunkle Ford is safe! Me, Dipper, and Grunkle Stan found him on his knees near the Mystery Shack, and I ran up to him with so, so much giddiness. "AHHH! GRUNKLE FORD, YOU SAVED GRAVITY FALLS!! YOU KILLED BILL TOO. HOW DID YOU DO THAT? TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME!!" Dipper runs towards Ford "Great-uncle Ford! I'm sorry that the journals are burned because of me! I swear that we both will do something-" "What journals? What journals are you speaking of, child? Who are you people anyway?" Ford interrupts, confused at Dipper's rambling ................ "HAHAHAHA!! Grunkle Ford!! You really are a terrible jokester, y'know?!" i chuckle "What journals?!" I imitate him as a counter to his joke with jazz hands, hoping he would joke back "What is a 'Grunkle?' Is it even a word?" Grunkle Ford replies At this point, I looked over to Dipper and Stan. Dipper had the same confused look as mine, while Stan was..... (STAN'S POV)
What is wrong with him?! I ran towards Sixer, which seemed to startle him. "Poindexter, stop acting crazy! You listenin' to me?! C'mon! Finish the joke to Mabel! I'm waiting....!" Ford looked at me as if I was some demented fool trying to hurt him "What...Who are you?....g-get away from me.." (FORD'S POV)
.........I can't seem to understand how I got here....I clearly have no idea why a pair of twins and their presumably grandfather...in which they adapted a peculiar name "Grunkle" seem to be bothering me by quote-unquote 'burned journals'? Bill? Gravity Falls?.....what is with the old man's obsession with the number six? I glance at my hand and place it on my lap... wait... why do I have six fingers? How did he know that I ha- A sudden set of pictures comes to my head; it was of an overweight blonde-haired child who started to yell "SIX FINGERED FREAK!! SIX FINGERED FREAK!!" before kicking and hitting the victim, which I would've confirmed that it was me.....if only I could even remember the boy's name or how it even happened in the first place.. The brunette girl of the pair of twins tries to hold my hand, and knowing that I only had a single memory, and that being an obese child assaulting me for the said extra digit, so as a defense I pull the hand away from the child to hide it back, and I look at the girl with a glare
"DON'T......"
The child starts to cry, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, GRUNKLE FORD?? IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE FORGETTING EVERYONE! STOP! PLEASE, IT'S SCARING ME!!"
I couldn't reply nor soothe the crying child..... (DIPPER'S POV)
I know it hurts to say, but I think... Grunkle Ford has done the unthinkable sacrifice...judging by the memory wipe gun beside him...I can't believe that I searched for the author the entire summer and found him only to end up like this in a span of weeks...
"Mabel, Stan.....look beside the left of Ford," and I point at the memory wipe gun, which Ford was now eyeing curiously too" Mabel starts to hyperventilate. "no...no... NO! he couldn't have... no, he wouldn't have done that, Dipper. He's joking; tell him, Grunkle Ford! Tell your nephew that you're pretending!" The sudden rustling of bushes seemed to startle us.... It was then that McGucket was looking at us sheepishly and in shame whilst fidgeting with his fingers.
(FIDDLEFORD'S POV)
When Ford evacuated his family, he urged me to stay with him to defeat the triangle when I asked how in the world we would even do that, and he pulled out my memory gun
Seeing that gun alone made me want to slap his face, but he smiles like an idiot
"Well, Fiddleford, let this not only be a way to wipe the Bill from existence but also as a payback for ruining your life too!"
I felt already horrid on seeing another person, and that person being my only friend, go through the same destruction as mine....and he had the nerve to say that I was going to fucking....enjoy this shit... "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, STANFORD?! IN WHAT WAY DO YOU THINK I'LL ENJOY THIS? I SWEAR TO GOD, FORD, YOU CAN SOMETIMES BE SO GODDAMN INSUFFERABLE-"
Bill was chasing Ford's family and the other civilians, and instantly stopped his spree when Ford walked to the edge of one of the windows of the pyramid and yelled out
"BILL, STOP EVERYTHING THIS INSTANT! I ACCEPT YOUR DEAL! JUST LEAVE THEM BE"
Bill happily trots towards Ford in his normal yellow chip-like form, and I instantly hide behind a pillar for safety
"I knew that this day would definitely come! Don't worry, Sixer, you're making the right choice of leaving this shithole place behind! In here your just an insecure weirdo! But after revealing to me that pesky little equation, I promise that you'll be a literal six-fingered king of an entire galaxy, I say!"
Ford looks at him with a stern look
"only if you swear that you won't hurt my family"
Bill chuckles while tipping his top hat up
"I swear, Sixer! I would even pinky promise if I had one of meat rods!"
and a blue flame appears around bill's hand and ford shots a quick glance to me before shaking the blazing hand
I couldn't see very clearly, but I absolutely reckon that Bill became a statue and went inside Ford's body, which went limp and fell on his knees all of a sudden
Now...was the time to...end bill's wrath once and for all
i could feel my hands shaking violently when i tried to set the name on my wretched gun as "STANFORD PINES" and point it to him
................
I couldn't do it....
I experienced the pain and insanity this godforsaken junk had brought...so how could I pull the trigger on my friend, a friend who has a family to look after, a friend whose genius and personality are unmatched by anyone I met in my life? How can I?
It took me a while to reason myself that Ford wouldn't be happy if I hadn't done the job and that he would probably heal in an instant, hell, probably even better than me!
So... I pulled the trigger....hoping that it all ends well.
(BILL'S POV)
"Ah! its been a very long time since i ventured here"
I glance at Ford standing at a distance, smiling at me! I knew his obsession with me never ended! And boy, it was good having such an obedient pet as him, though he still occasionally barks and bites!
"HEYYY FORDSY!!" I wave maniacally since I'm a silly little guy
He stares at me with an annoying little smirk plastered on his damn face
"Ford.... where the hell is that equation...?
ford chuckles before pointing to a room named "THE EQUATION" pretty dumb name for a smart guy like him but eh who cares
as i was eagerly floating to the door
IT FUCKING BURNS DOWN TO ASHES?!
"FORD WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THE EQUATION?! YOU KNOW THAT I CLEARLY HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR STUPID JOKE?!"
Ford looked pleased with himself
"You're quite dumb for a all-knowing demon, Bill, after all the pain and suffering you made my poor family and me...that includes Fiddleford, go through. You really think that I would give you that wretched formula?"
i look at him in growing anger
"Let me tell you one thing, Bill, you and I aren't really different from one another, maybe that's why our amity existed in the first place. We are both insecure, smart and quite frankly narcissistic fools who ruined so many people's lives just to prove that we're worthy."
That's it; this guy was pissing me off. I can't believe that he's lecturing me about my greatness to his meek insecurities
"THATS IT THE DEALS OFF! I CANT BELIEVE THAT I WASTED MY TIME ON THIS"
As i tried to pass through the growing blue flames burn me
"OW?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STANFORD?!"
Stanford laughs
"This..... is the work of a memory-erasing gun! A pretty smart and sci-fi way to end your life, huh?"
I was enraged and horrified
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, STANFORD?! CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?! YOU'RE WIPING OUT YOUR BRAIN CLEAN?! ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE, MEMORIES. YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY?! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY RE-BOOTING YOURSELF, PAL?!"
Stanford smiles at the memory of him and Pine Tree playing Dungeons and Dungeons and More Dungeons and looks away in grimace when the growing flames engulf it out of existence
"Ever since I was a child, I had the urge to prove to myself that I was worthy to live....that my whole life wasn't made so that I was a freak, a laughing stock" He turns to a 11 year old ford who looks absolutely terrified but after he realised the situation he slowly smiles in sympathy before giving a quiet surrender to the flames
"I oversaturated myself till it got to the point where I forgot who I even was......"
A teenage Stanford breaking down on his knees, looking desperately at me and Ford, with his father looking at him in disappointment, burn in the flames
He looks at the paranoid 27 year old of himself and laughs bitterly
"Now that's the face of a guy who fucked up! The one who ruined not only life of himself but a young and genius father and his tormented brother?!"
He walks before the young and clearly manic man....before shoving him to the flames and wiping his hand with his trench coat, as if the man...himself he just murdered was a disgusting pest
"And here's me.... I'm still kind of ashamed to admit that I learned my mistakes just an hour ago, but hey, at least I did, unlike you."
The flames were enveloping both of us...I was absolutely desperate
"SIXER! BUDDY! RETHINK ABOUT THIS PLEASE! I-I'LL DO ANYTHING?! WHAT DO YOU WANT, RICHES? FAME? KNOWLEDGE? I'LL GIVE YOU A GODDAMN GALAXY TO RULE?! PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR MUSE, YOUR FRIEND DIE LIKE THIS! I WON'T EVEN TAKE OVER YOU DUMB HICK TOWN?!"
Ford looks at me with stoicism
"i want..."
"WHAT?! WHAT?! I'LL DO ANYTHING?!
"you dead........"
I could feel my form withering away, so as a desperate attempt, I call out the axolotl before death would caught me
"A-X-O-L-O-T-L, my time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return!"
As I rot in the blazing flames, the last thing I saw before Stanford with the flames reaching his boots viewing my death with satisfaction and fulfilment.....he was right about me....well played Sixer...well played.
(FORD'S POV)
Bill...he's gone.....I can't believe it. HE'S GONE?!
While I was about to celebrate my victory, I realised that the flames had wiped many of my memories and had reached up to my knees, and I had to use the rest of my remaining time in a valued way
I take my beloved, though old and creased, picture of Lee and me on the Stan o war and gaze at it ever so lovingly. I'm planning on buying a boat too! It would be wondrous to travel in this time.....But I can bet that Lee would be less enthusiastic about travelling with an egoistic cheat like me.
I felt horrible and guilty that I couldn't spend the valuable time the kids needed... especially Mabel...I just hope that she would be kind enough to forgive her mean old Grunkle
The flames were reaching up to my shoulders... This was the end of Stanford Pines, and I'm glad that I finally reached the goal of my life...protecting my family... Lee was the last thing I saw before the flames dissolved me whole...my Lee....
To be continued....
(BOOMSHAKALAKA.....THATS THE FIRST PART FELLER?!)
I hope you guys enjoyed this fic, and if this fic receives a good enough amount of attention and critics i swear I'll make the whole story!! PLEASE do support this fic; I worked very hard on it!!)
Bill will tickle your toes t'nite <3
I NEED THIS AS A FIC OR COMIC BRUHH
A thing has been bugging me for a really long time, y'know? What if...what if Ford was the one to lose his memories in Weirdarmeggadon? I mean, the ending of GF is gold as it is but it would be kinda nice for Ford to lose his memories instead, since Stan had an already impeccable redemption arc before Ford was even revealed, whilst Ford technically dead ass had none. Imagine Ford losing his memories and the once smart, stubborn and kinda narcissistic dude killing his own beloved muse and becoming a lost insecure kid in the end? The reactions of Dip and Mab would be sad but oh god i can't imagine how horrible and gut-wrenching it would be for Stan...after saving his brother just a few weeks ago he loses him again in the worst way possible..... OKK IM GETTING TOO OBSESSED WITH DIS?!
