[jeongseuwun]

hey guys

[the-one-and-only-allium]

fuck the nether

[minecrussy]

dont do this

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[autctopus]

catch me absorbing speech patterns and mannerisms like fuckin kirby

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Maybe if you thought with your dick more and less with your brain you’d be able to stop being so mentally ill....

[argumate]

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

[acoolguy]

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

[call-me-remi]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[hungwy]

in my semi-ironic usage of saying “epic” i now say it unironically and i dont know if any word can replace it

[pomeranian2]

[nintendogif]

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[arcadeigannon]

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

[seashellronan]

*handwrites “asdfghhjkjssjs ily” on your birthday card*

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[minecraft]

bro touching your nose mouth or eyes is cringe af keep those puppies on your keys and mouse we mining diamonds tonight