the scout from tf2

i am the scou. scorou- fuck scrtun FUCK scutn- scut- from scout i am the sscout from the tam fortresss the ssecond ok thats good enough

[jeremyguytf2]

blog rulez

i forgor to write this when i started so

there are no rules

boston is the BEST

we do not talk about fight club

ok that is all give me asks now

oh yeah also say hi to this goober

[jeremyguytf2]

im just postin shit

[jeremyguytf2]

today i found out theres no fool-proof way to detect gay people in a public area (gaydar [gay radar]) because if you strip naked and sperg out on the floor of a denny's guys will turn heads because of two reasons

that youre sperging out naked on the floor of a dennys

that youre naked if a guy turns his head cause youre naked hes gay but if cause of the first reason theyre straight or ace (we judge) but its unreliable since you dont know what theyre thinkin

anyway im being arrested for indecent exposure and risking a sex offender registry

[jeremyguytf2]

Any guy can be babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother of four scoutlings. you managed to be both

[jeremyguytf2]

hello scout are you aware of john freedom

we uhhh talked once.

Never again.

[jeremyguytf2]

do you think I could do a backflip

yeah man you can do it yeah

[jeremyguytf2]

fuck you super mario movie. you ruined the SMM acronym movie.

everytime i see it on Xitter i think its gonna be a cool animation about StickMan Melee. but instead, its the super mario.

Fuck you, Super Mario.

[jeremyguytf2]

if i were gay id probably bang dudes

[jeremyguytf2]

Whats the quickest way to a girl's heart

buckets of chicken

[jeremyguytf2]

Hey scout, I know this isn't something a guy would answer, but what is your favorite flower?

lamprocapnos spectabilis

no further questions allowed

[jeremyguytf2]

da scort

i searched up whatever the fuck a "scort" is and i got flashbanged by pornography

thanks google images very cool

[jeremyguytf2]

Eggs Vegan milk Potatoes Steak (lean one) Monster Butter 2 sticks Stuff for bread liek. jam

fuck

[jeremyguytf2]

this blog should be named jeremystickguytf2 at this point

[jeremyguytf2]

So we all agree that engineer and his sentries can go fuck off back to Texas, right?

*gulp

hes right behind me... isnt he?

[jeremyguytf2]

Other than yourself, which one of your teammates do you hang out with the most?

(i hang out with myself a lot btw hehe)

engineer n medic sometimes gives me reading and writing lessons (i didnt ask them for this but they just for some reason started doing that)

its been pretty fun so far

[jeremyguytf2]

Jeremy do you send letter to your ma often or no?

i have reason to believe i may have been excommunicated like a heretic king in the middle ages from the papacy

[jeremyguytf2]

Mod ya doin' well?

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