Never Buy The Battle Pass

#1 horse hater

[jerichothealien]

I’m seeing red, like the tomatoes on a BLT, you’ve got me in a sandwich induced rage.

[jerichothealien]

Long nosed gar with pollen allergies, experiencing hell for free all year long

[jerichothealien]

I can always tell if the author of a fic is British, even if you adjust you language you cannot adjust your soul, you cannot hide from the eyes of god nor from the eyes of man, you are known and you will always be known

[jerichothealien]

Listening to alien stage during physical therapy to remind myself that it could always be worse

[jerichothealien]

I fear I might be the worlds number one horse hater, I think it would be funny if I started rating book based on how many horses are in them

(More horses = lower rating)

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[jerichothealien]

Sky kid drawing! Ignore shadow

[jerichothealien]

Contrary to popular belief, healing potions are not in fact made with glistering melon, and are in fact made from miso paste and dashi

[jerichothealien]

I hate horses, worst animal

[toastytoastertoasting]

Straight up sipping that orange juice rn

[jerichothealien]

Strait up sipping that apple juice

[astralphire]

I'm not normal about project hail mary but to be fair to myself I've not met anyone who is.

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[kitty-enjoyer]

[citationneededbutimright]

"i asked chatgpt!" yeah well i asked rocky and he said ♪♫♩♫♪♩ ♫♩♩♫♪ ♫♪♩ ♩♪♫♩♫ ♪♫♪

[maryoliveoil]

[jerichothealien]

Trust and believe, I am fucking crazy

[jerichothealien]

SOMEBODY won’t even consider watching Project Hail Mary, isn’t that right @canaryincoalmine you fucking loser