i'm not a horse--!!

An AU! Jean Kirschstein roleplay blog affiliated with Deux Destins. Tracking #jeanoftrost.

[carnageflames]

“Pretty sure it’s basically Illegal to wear that top with those bottoms.”

[jerkasstein]

     “Hey, I’m a poor college student, you can’t expect much outta me. Go bother someone else, will ya?”

[jerkasstein]

"i'm not gay, just concerned" is the best line ever. bless your heart, and your jean.

why

[puppxteer]

“Your parents are middle class at best.” 

“You be concerned, okay? And be straight. At the same time.” 

[jerkasstein]

  “Ugh, whatever. Wear socks if you want to so much, and appear unattractive, see if I care.”

[puppxteer]

“Has anyone ever told you that I don’t make friends with commoners?” Kyoya cocked a brow. 

“Straight as an arrow. That much is obvious.”  

[jerkasstein]

     “I ain’t a commoner, my parents are pretty damn rich!” He frowned. “I think.”

     “A-Anyway, like I said, I’m not gay! Just concerned.”

[puppxteer]

“Yeah,” Kyoya laughed. “Then I’ll end up with an unfortunate pocket of belly pudge. Like you.” 

“Ah. Yes. Assert your masculinity. As you sit here complaining about my fashion choices. A+ sir.” 

[jerkasstein]

     “Has anyone told you that being rude doesn’t make friends?” he retorted.

     “Besides, men have to look good too, and right now, you’re not cutting it.”

[puppxteer]

“First, we’re at the gym. I’m not working out without socks on. That’s disgusting. Second, are you hitting on me?” 

[jerkasstein]

     “Then don’t work out, simple as that.”

     “No way in hell am I hitting on you, I’m straight, I like girls! Even if I did happen to bat for the other team, you wearing socks has got you put on the very bottom of the ‘I’d hit that’ list.”

[puppxteer]

“Why do you care so much?”

[jerkasstein]

     “Why shouldn’t I? Especially with someone with as good looks as you - you should take advantage of that, and wearing socks are not the way to go this season.”

[jerkasstein]

     “You do know it’s basically illegal to wear socks in the summer, right?”

[jerkasstein]

like if you wanna plot?

[jxegermeister-deactivated201506]

                   | |   Annoyed German brat noises.

[jerkasstein]

Exasperated French noises.

[ajeander]

jean kirschstein is a sentient flannel shirt probably

[sea-of-serpents]

~consistency~

this took like 4 hours sigh

[kurokibatoras-deactivated201506]

TvTropes Presents: Jean Kirschstein Requested by theatomicboom

“I’ve had enough of people dying on my account!”

[jerkasstein]

hello! please unfollow, moving to a new group!

[deepxseaxdreaming]

[[How to Save a Life ]] - Closed for Jeanoftrost

[deepxseaxdreaming]

He wasn’t sure what it was, the exhaustion, or maybe the sudden feeling that right there with Jean felt like nothing could hurt him. Staring up at his room mate, his friend He just let himself sit quietly, feeling as the gentle motion of Jean’s hand soothed the hiccups that wracked his small frame as his sobs finally started to die…

It was almost on instinct that he was moving. Pulling away from where he’d been clutching to the other’s night shirt he leaned up. Tightening the grip his hands still had in fabric he tugged lightly on the taller boy until his lips pressed softly to the other’s, tear filled eyes sliding shut. 

The sensation was strange, but not unwelcome. Jean’s lips were warm on his own and he could feel himself shaking where he clutched to his shirt. The very thought that he’d just not only given away his first kiss, something he’d held onto, but also that he’d just kissed his room mate in the middle of their dark shared room had yet to hit him. Instead, he sought only comfort, an escape from the emotions that were too much to handle burning in his chest from a life that seemed ready to crumble around him. 

It was only when they parted for breath that Armin’s eyes shot wide open once more in a horrified realization of what he’d just done. 

…. Shit.

[jerkasstein]

Jean had thought nothing about how close they were - it was very late, after all, and his mind wasn't even twisting it's gears properly yet, and he figured it didn't really matter since Armin was comforted by his company, so he didn't dare move away. If it had been any other time of day, or perhaps if he had been thinking straight, he would've at least noticed that their proximity was much closer than expected.

And he might've even been able to brace himself for what happened next.

A soft pair of lips reached his quietly, and his eyes widened in surprise. It was definitely shocking, but for some odd reason, he couldn't seem to pull away - it was...comforting, actually. It was like a light in the dark, a silver lining in the cloud, the positive in the negative; it was amazing.

It had seemed to last an eternity, but it had most likely been only a short amount of time. But they eventually did break away. He still hadn't processed it properly, but there was one thing for sure - they had kissed.

"A-Armin...?"

[jerkasstein]

heartxoxfstone:

"And here you didn’t strike me as the destiny and fate kinda guy Jean” The blonde teased, glancing over with amber eyes to the boy beside herself. Though she couldn’t help but admit, the situation was rather coincidental to not have some sort of hand played in it by whatever higher power might exist. 

"Perhaps you’re right though, maybe it’s best for the current situation if you and I weren’t around for a few days…." She mused aloud, glancing to the window at the changing scenery that was passing by outside. International Relations had been merely an elective for the blonde, and yet here she’d found herself selected from her grades to represent Sunset University at a conference a few hours away from campus, joining her was none other than Jean. She didn’t know the boy all that personally but she knew all that she needed to from what Levi had told her. 

Though her words only settled an almost uncomfortable atmosphere around them and she chuckled, forcing a smile back to her face as he turned her attention once more back to the tall boy that sat beside her.

"But besides that, we’re going to have fun on this trip! Our hotel is right near a big shopping district and the night life is supposed to be amazing! We earned it for being clever so we might as well enjoy it!" She insisted, a look of determination flashing on her features.

"I can be philosophical when I want." A lopsided smirk found it's way onto his face as he moved his gaze towards his companion. "Don't get me wrong though, I don't usually get into that stuff - made an exception for this, though."

Jean had never expected to find himself on any kind of trip, much less one for school, and much much less one with some girl he barely knew aside from the occasional word here and there. But it wasn't such a bad thing after all - he wasn't particularly keen to lurking around campus with people like Eren and Levi on the loose, especially considering the happenings between them.

"Mm, I suppose so," he agreed. He definitely needed some fun, seeing as he's been cooped up in his dorm room recently, trying to figure out some particularly difficult cases for a major project of his, and this was a pretty good excuse to take a break.

[jerkasstein]

guys wtf??? i have so many replies to do this is ridic. i'll slowly power thru them in the next couple of days/weeks/months/years.. haha.

pray that i get to aomine's replies by 2030