YOU KEEP GETTING ROBBED! 😂
'Attempted' robbery that is...simply saying "I'm robbing you" via an online messaging feature does not equate to anyone actually getting anything from me. 🙄
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@jeromethejanitor
YOU KEEP GETTING ROBBED! 😂
'Attempted' robbery that is...simply saying "I'm robbing you" via an online messaging feature does not equate to anyone actually getting anything from me. 🙄
You there! Give me all your money!
I distinctly recall getting a message like this before....
No.
Hi Jerome, nice to see you've emerged from your hiding place! Hope your research is going well. Question: Do you think reading literature is better if you do it in the setting it was produced? Like, haiku in a Japanese teahouse or beat poets in Greenwich Village? Or would you mix and match? Just curious.
Thank you, iselinde, very considerate as always.
I suppose it could add a nice sort of ambiance, but it’s certainly not required to enjoy a text.
Hey i do not wanna alarm you but i saw someone running off with what looked like a cat.
#notmycatnotmyproblem
*slides you some free food* Dont tell @viktorybarandgrill
Don't put Viktor out of business now...
Okay now hear me out now. What if I set you up on a blind date?
That sounds like a nightmare.
Thankfully April 1st passed again this year without a bang.
Stop! you violated the law!
I abide by no man’s laws.
luckily im no man. Its the slammer for you!
Correction: I abide by no *one’s laws.
Stop! you violated the law!
I abide by no man’s laws.
Five, you haven't been around lately. I hope everything is okay. I get worried, especially given your line of work.
Got into a few hairy situations, but that's just because my siblings are assholes and not meant to be in public. No recent apocalypses to speak of....yet.
Hand me thy spinal cord!!!
Hey Jerome! Not sure what it's like where you are, but it's fucking freezing here where I live and I feel like I'm slowly going insane. Got any good tips for avoiding homicidal rage when there is no sun for days and temps are not sustainable for life?
I've been told I don't have particularly good 'coping mechanisms' and I might benefit from 'anger management', so I may not be the best person to ask. But Luther said you should focus on things that make you feel cozy: warm blankets, hot chocolate, re-watch your favorite shows, etc.
Your so hot (me and many others want you)
Should I even bother correcting your grammar?
Jerome, are there particular signs that an apocalypse is about to occur? I thought I'd ask an expert. I'd like to know, you know, just in case.
Not that I'm aware of, there were no swarms of locusts or oceans of blood when Viktor blew up the moon for example...it just sort of happens.
Jerome....Five....whatever the heck you're going by at this point. You might wanna come outside.
Klaus is out here sitting on the steps, looking up at the moon. He keeps laughing and saying that the little girl on the bike must be loving this. I mean, I don't see a kid anywhere but I don't think he's high. Maybe just had alot of energy drinks?
Oh. Now he's in the bushes.
This sounds like typical Klaus; I don't see the problem here?
this you? why are you so close! 😂
This makes me uncomfortable.
If you listen to dad rock your hot (just so you know)
*You're
...But yes, I do tend to have the music preferences of an 'old man'.