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[badkitty3000]

Five calling Diego obstinate is just... wow 😂

[symphony-calamity]

*flirtatiously* die horribly in this time loop often?

[badkitty3000]

The way Five reacts when the fruit explodes is so over the top. Calm down there, buddy, it's just some pineapple

[jeromethejanitor]

And how exactly would you react to exploding fruit to the face? 🙄

[badkitty3000]

I'd have to say that's probably an experience unique to your family

[jeromethejanitor]

We can't possibly be the only ones that's happened to, but I suppose it is rare...I didn't see it coming!

[badkitty3000]

The way Five reacts when the fruit explodes is so over the top. Calm down there, buddy, it's just some pineapple

[jeromethejanitor]

And how exactly would you react to exploding fruit to the face? 🙄

[lilahargrieving]

How do I always wake up with a new bruise? How does this keep happening?

[jeromethejanitor]

Maybe stop running into furniture?

[lilahargrieving]

I've seen you try to blink and crash into a wall before, you really wanna do this?

[jeromethejanitor]

I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I should just never reply to you…

[lilahargrieving]

How do I always wake up with a new bruise? How does this keep happening?

[jeromethejanitor]

Maybe stop running into furniture?

[redstonedust]

that one friend that got trapped in the time loop and is soooooooooo annoying about it. you tell them a childhood fact and theyre like "you already told me that in the time loop" 🙄 okay sorry i dont remember that? stop flexing your knoweldge of reset timelines dude, its unfair. my mom doesnt even know your name and you're mournfully talking about how the taste of her home cooking reminds you of the time you watched us all die at the dinner table. its fucking weird. nobody wants to hear that while they're eating macaroni dude. cmon. you spent like 10 years in that timeloop arent you like mentally 40 now. 😑😑😑 grow up.

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[daddyhargreeves]

Still pissed at you btw....even if the 'show' got it wrong.

[lilahargrieving]

Ew could you even imagine? Gross. It's funny because it's a damn nightmare.

[jeromethejanitor]

If you fuckers hate it so much WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP!?

[lilahargrieving]

Because it's clearly also hilarious. Besides you're the one who mentioned this "show" to us, gotta place blame somewhere? Point to yourself

[jeromethejanitor]

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[daddyhargreeves]

Still pissed at you btw....even if the 'show' got it wrong.

[lilahargrieving]

Ew could you even imagine? Gross. It's funny because it's a damn nightmare.

[jeromethejanitor]

If you fuckers hate it so much WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP!?

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[daddyhargreeves]

Still pissed at you btw....even if the 'show' got it wrong.

[voteforevilthoughts]

Okay but the real question... Was Luther really a stripper or not? 😂

[jeromethejanitor]

No comment.

[spaceboy89]

You wish 💪😘

[jeromethejanitor]

I wish? Me? Your brother????

Or are you referring to the lovely Mel?

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[badkitty3000]

Jerome, you should join us for our rewatch! You can point out all the inaccuracies. Or maybe you don't get Netflix at the CIA?

[jeromethejanitor]

I do love correcting people...but it may make me more angry than anything, so perhaps not?

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[daddyhargreeves]

Still pissed at you btw....even if the 'show' got it wrong.

[voteforevilthoughts]

Okay but the real question... Was Luther really a stripper or not? 😂

[jeromethejanitor]

No comment.

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[daddyhargreeves]

Still pissed at you btw....even if the 'show' got it wrong.

[jeromethejanitor]

Diego, I know the intricacies of infinite realties are lost on you, but you can't hold me responsible for a work of fiction.

Correction: awful fiction.

[jeromethejanitor]

I gotta say: ending up in a timeline where you and your siblings are the subject of a television show is a very odd and off putting experience, but better than the apocalypse so...c'est la vie, I suppose.

[jeromethejanitor]

Oh Hey Jerome, good to see you again! Hope you're keeping well, and haven't.....killed anyone or something?

Who or what I kill and when is my business, I’m sure you understand. But I am well, thank you…been keeping a low profile for…reasons. 👀

Hope you’re doing well also; haven’t seen you around lately though I don’t blame you for the lack of interest in janitorial work.

[voteforevilthoughts]

Ah of course of course!

Naa, I have however recently met a Klaus, you may know him. He's my new bestie and I will be forever in your life now, and we won't be annoying together at all or anything

[jeromethejanitor]

Hmmmmmm…I’m tired already. 🫩

[prophet1963]

my two favorite people!! good to see you out of your closet for once, little buddy. wait… is this you coming out of the closet?! 🙌🙌🥳

[jeromethejanitor]

🙄

[jeromethejanitor]

Oh Hey Jerome, good to see you again! Hope you're keeping well, and haven't.....killed anyone or something?

Who or what I kill and when is my business, I’m sure you understand. But I am well, thank you…been keeping a low profile for…reasons. 👀

Hope you’re doing well also; haven’t seen you around lately though I don’t blame you for the lack of interest in janitorial work.

[voteforevilthoughts]

Ah of course of course!

Naa, I have however recently met a Klaus, you may know him. He's my new bestie and I will be forever in your life now, and we won't be annoying together at all or anything

[jeromethejanitor]

Hmmmmmm…I’m tired already. 🫩

[jeromethejanitor]

Oh Hey Jerome, good to see you again! Hope you're keeping well, and haven't.....killed anyone or something?

Who or what I kill and when is my business, I’m sure you understand. But I am well, thank you…been keeping a low profile for…reasons. 👀

Hope you’re doing well also; haven’t seen you around lately though I don’t blame you for the lack of interest in janitorial work.