Live-blogging My Ascent Into Madness

Obsessed with fire, knives, and glitter. System, sarcastic neutral, he/him, tranny fag. Proship do not follow and terfs fuck off. https://ko-fi.com/symphony_calamity

[symphony-calamity]

Ughhhh fine real pinned post time because people keep following me (why?)

- Symphony/Dorian

- He/him

- I'm a system! We sometimes tag our individual posts but not always.

- I hate discourse. All of it. Don't bring it to my blog.

- I will not repost fundraising requests.

- This is my blog and I post whatever I want

- Tagging system:

- #screaming out of the void - shitposts

- #symphonys calamities - personal life

- #miscellany - what it says on the tin

- #worst of symphony-calamity - posts that I personally think are bad

- #symphony fandomposts - fandom stuff

- #sympoll as that - polls

- symphonys bag of horrors - embroidery I've done on my bag

Hays codes blinky by @rabbityfrogs

[pangur-and-grim]

his whiskers have gotten so long!

[airandangels]

These little-known bank accounts allow Americans with disabilities to save and invest

If you're an American with a disability who receives government assistance, you likely qualify for an ABLE account, or you may starting next

The age of eligibility for an ABLE account, allowing USAmerican disabled people to save up money without losing their government assistance for having “too much,” is going to go up to cover disabilities diagnosed by age 46 (currently it’s age 26), meaning a much larger number of people will be able to access them. As the article notes, many Americans don’t know these accounts exist, let alone whether they or someone they care for could qualify for one, so please share this information around.

It seems to me it would obviously be better if the “no more than $2000 a month” limit were simply removed and disabled people could have whatever savings accounts they chose, but this is heaps better than nothing.

[this-is-accessibility]

This is Accessibility!

[symphony-calamity]

(talking to someone I don't like) you should kill y— (remembers not equate suicide as a just punishment for wrongdoing) you should. Be sent into exile

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[in-the-drowning-deep]

ditto cockney accents being used to denote stupid and evil. why are you acting like someone who talks like a member of the working class is irredeemable and an idiot.

[wtrmln-tourma]

picking flowers

take care how you pull me, o gardener.

allow me to bring the dirt clumped in my roots,

take with me the things i've made mine.

tear not through my stalk, o gardener.

do not give me, a gift, to your passing fancy,

left to rot when she feels at a distance.

and when i begin to die, o gardener,

pull my seeds to sow,

or dry me upside down,

or press me gentle between your favorite book

that my beauty might be preserved,

o gardener,

that you might still think of me fondly,

o gardener,

long after i'm here to hear it.

[songbirdandstars]

I present, my favorite panels from Mollymauk origins comic

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[symphony-calamity]

Slimegirl I've been hooking up with (dangling a a sligarette from her mouth) (slime cigarette): so ummm I've been thinking, and I really really like you 🫣and I guess what I'm trying to say is I don't want to just be another "monster of the week" 😳

Me (taking a drag on her sligarette): Honestly lucy I think you're great--- (inhales a mouthful of sloke) (slime smoke) (dies)

Slimegirl I've been hooking up with: (slorps over to my dead body and starts absorbing my biomass) hehe! ^w^

[klapollo]

like the fact that PrEP and PEP just kinda became a normal part of life one day without fanfare is something I think about a lot. Thousands of people died gruesome horrible deaths and now when I go on Reddit or ride the subway I see dinky little ads like "start this medication today so you don't contract/spread HIV! and if you get accidentally exposed there's a different medication for that to keep yourself from contracting!" and it's just an everyday thing. all those people who died fought for it to be this way.

[queenanthai]

Honestly one of the greatest achievements of modern medicine.

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[weepingwidar]

Anthony Hurd (American, 1975) - You Have This Hold Over Me (2025)

[symphony-calamity]

Ex said he "didn't want to see my dick ever again" so I got vaginaplasty and then phalloplasty for a whole new dick in a move experts are calling "penis laundering"

[jan-liliten]

would you rather have a gay thought or a son daughter

[korzzhik]

The comic book version is so awesome 💜

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]