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invisiblegarabgetruck

I'm double standard

jerryscorpse

very true

scoliosisgoblin

Some doodles (not shaded/highlighted) of Jerry I made a while ago :)

I love the thought of Jerry and Summer being super close when she was younger - as stated in the show

Also gave Jerry a bit of a mullet, because I feel like he would have tried having one before getting too self-conscious about it and cutting his hair short again

boomclowntown

this happens every bulking season btw

invisiblegarabgetruck

jerryscorpse

THE CUTE

invisiblegarabgetruck

local dad spotted telepathically consuming food with his children

jerryscorpse

look at him go

invisiblegarabgetruck

rude green man

#hes playing zelda

kristinadahlia

Y’all, what is happening??

thomas

#thomas #regularshowthomas #nikolai regular show #the little baby

missbensonoinkers

*smacks you in the face with another Benson Dunwoody appreciation post*

HI HO, THE GUMBALL CAN STAY.

Here’s a post for all you Bensimps! <3

God damn, this man is a mood

#HOLU SHIT

in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty

Jerry: Let's not think of it as camping. Let's think of it as outdoor family fun.

Morty: But, we don't want to go.

Jerry: Fine. Forced family fun.

Summer: You're dragging us into the woods against our will. That's kidnapping.

Jerry: Hm. If we were gonna kidnap some kids, you two would be far down the list right now.

circuits-unending

i have theory.

Right? Yeah? Okay.

Boom

engineered-exogenesis-deactivat

I'm gonna put Rick Sanchez in the Miku binder

campog

RICK AND MORTY INC QUOTES

Morty: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Rick: Killed without hesitation. Morty: No-

Morty: Wh- R-Rick! I- I can explain. Rick: Can you? Morty: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie!

Beth: Go to Hell! Jerry, tearing up while thinking of his demon ‘friends’: I wish I could..

Jerry: Beth and I don’t use pet names, I swear! Rick: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Jerry: Honey? Beth: Yes, dear? Jerry: Rick: Don’t ever lie to my face again.

Jerry: Fitness tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Summer: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Morty: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

*Summer and Morty sitting in jail together after stealing something from Rick* Summer: Who are we going to call? Morty: I’d call Rick, but I feel safer in jail.

ricks wife or smthn idk: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Rick: I’m a knife. Bird Person, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Jerry, driving Morty and Summer: So how was your day? Morty: We almost got surprise adopted! Jerry: What? Summer: Oh, we almost got kidnapped. Jerry: Cool! Jerry: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!\

Beth: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Jerry: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Beth: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME! Rick, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

*Summer mixing a drink* Beth: Any chance that’s for me? Summer: It’s for Rick. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Morty: Oh geez, I never realized the forethought that went into b-being a disappointment.

Lizard Morty: What did you guys get in your yearbook? c137 Morty: ‘Prettiest Smile’ Fat/Left Handed Morty: 'Nicest Personality’ Cowboy Morty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight’ Evil/President Morty: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’

Jerry: Favorite horror movie? Beth: It! Rick: Saw. Summer: Annabelle. Morty: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

jerryscorpse

HELGP canon