hail satan

im jesse

[guy]

nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on

[saltedpecans]

[la-negra-barbuda]

i’m bad at understanding romantical things unless people are explicit. like seriously. don’t drop me a hint. i’ll pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back without realizing it was for me.

[oomshi]

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

[glitterproxy-blog]

do i like you or do i like that you like me

[sweetsugarydeathx-deactivated20]

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

[nerdswithanxietysaywhat]

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

[delicatemotion-blog]

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

[mochibeam-deactivated20170328]

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

[quietgoose]

I wish I kissed you so much fucking more.

I’m sorry. 6:29pm (via tallglassofrio)

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like

[cluckys-blog]

as a white peson,i am white and not taylor swift, when fireworks go off i do not turn into her

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

HOLD UP!!!!! YOU’RE WHITE?! AND NOT TAYLOR SWIFT??!!!

[jesseintents]

i am both the guy in the front and the guy in the back when fireworks go off

[dewgongo]

when you make a joke and everyone laughs

[amarieeah]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

if i don’t talk to myself who will

[smallplantfriend]

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

[silenthill]

don’t forget son

[laughtercues]

What am I forgetting dad

[ladyrivendell]

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

[8-bitfiction]

[elafant]

[waystarroyhoe]

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years

[morscore-deactivated20160128]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[poetic]

I miss it too.