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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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shark vs the universe
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Jirou's Dad and Present Mic are brothers
book quotes that i will never recover from
"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles
"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark
"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me
"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess
"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade
"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights
"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom
"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue
"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince
"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end
"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit
"bob says hello." - house of hades
"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall
"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows
"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars
"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale
"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin
"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
if we are admitting to putting stuff up our asses, then i have one for you. a glow stick. not a normal spaghetti looking glow stick, but a super thick and long slimer-green glow stick. it felt BAD and then i realized it was because the glow stick was leaking a little. i was tempted to call poison control bc it was burning so bad, but i decided i would rather be ass-poisoned than admit what i had done to some poor stranger at the poison control center.
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Have you guys seen all the Twitter apocalypse posts. It’s all Titanic sinking gifs and this:
Spell: Wonder Wall
Tumblr is 200% better then Twitter
It stacks
more!!!
Twitter can’t get a dollar out of me but Tumblr’s winning just by being funny
It maxes out at 24 [12x], this is dumb and I love it
op spent $96 on the bit
ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
Luanne: s urprise
Bobby: VLEH
Luanne: Surprihihissee
Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑
are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft
in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game
If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;
I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.
‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.
He is gone.
Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.
I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.
There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson
the yakuza is just a gang of guys who like to tattoo cool dragons on their backs, and i think we should let them *googling yakuza crimes* hold on actually
Direct quote from kazuma kiryu
I’ll never forget this
I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different
What is dat *aggressively scuttles*
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I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*
familiar yet so different
they came full circle huh