Poetry, PR, and Rock and Roll

Jessica. 20. Album reviewer, writer, and promoter. The music industry is my home. Squidward Tentacles is my soul animal. Check my "About Me" page for more!

[jessemsatellite]

KISS on The Tour

I just realized I never really shared my story about The Tour back on September 18.  Now is a perfect opportunity, I guess.  The video right above this is footage I caught from the (very rainy) show in Scranton.  In all my seven years of being a member of the KISS Army, I never thought I’d hear “Black Diamond” or “Shock Me” live.  Boy, was I wrong.  I heard both!  Obviously, it’s not the same…

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[memocannibalrex]

[ceicheetah-deactivated20211123]

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

[howtoleavetheplanet]

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

[sexynyster]

[video]

[as-an-offering]

Zacky….please never stop being a little shit.

[crrocs]

I may be annoying but at least i don’t self promote on peoples posts saying “looking for a tumblr girl friend” 

[eeeeeeesfoihaoih-deactivated201]

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

[jessemsatellite]

i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits

[thestorybookcharactercompany]

“I was reading the most wonderful story— about a beanstalk, and an ogre, and a——-“

[alittlebitofdisneymagic]

This girl deserves an award for doing what a lot of us want to do.

[nicktasmic]

Ahhhh

[pistolwithoneshot]

This girl. I must be friends with her.

[steven]

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

[xuli-jing]

[jessemrequired]

[jessemsatellite]

Also a happy birthday to My Satellite's awesome guitarist Ryan Ward. We love you, dude!

[koishikomeijiofficial]

never trust anyone who says all water tastes the same

[oikumi]

[tapiooooooca]

Whose Line S09E06 - Weird Newscasters

[feyminism-blog]

[anchorsandmoons]

[sophiaungrady]

Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head

[thatssomanda]

This was the most fucking annoying commercial

[prince-snoozy]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]