What a wonderful way to start a marriage. Jamie knew they royally fucked up, and they didn’t know where to begin with fixing things with Zander. As they were getting on the ship, Jamie wore a fake smile on his face, thanking everyone who checked them in and showed them to their suite. Jamie couldn’t even appreciate it. Once their bag was dropped, Jamie looked at Zander and sighed. Jamie didn’t want the silent treatment during their honeymoon, but they knew they needed to give Zander a little space. “I’m going to explore,” They told their new husband and left the room.
Explore. That wasn’t a lie. But Jamie wasn’t going to explore the ship. They were going to explore the bottom of a bottle. It didn’t take long for Jamie to find Signals, next to one of the pools. On a vacation, all social norms were off. If they wanted to drink before noon, they were going to. And if day drinking turned into night drinking.. well, that was okay. Jamie was just glad there were some adults-only areas on the ship. They weren’t sure they could handle their marriage already falling apart along with screaming children. So they ordered a strong cocktail, and drank it down fast before ordering another one - all while they fiddled with their wedding band and thought about what might happen next. “For once in my life, I’m not interested in going to a party,” they said to nobody in particular, having decided to skip the Sailing Away Deck Party. Jamie didn’t have Zander to hold and kiss as they left, so what was the point?