The Lovely Jessie!

Team Rocket is blasting off again! I'm Jessie, the loveliest member of Team Rocket! But, don't let my looks fool you... I can and -will- kick your ass if needed. (I'm a proud member of PokeTumblr!)

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Chill went ahead and made you guys some Valentines. Aren’t you lucky!

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I haven't gone anywhere. What're you talking about?

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Tch.

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Jessie looks so beautiful in this movie

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This is a beautiful look for her. Why doesn’t she dress like this more often?

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I think I might have to then!

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Noodle Run!

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“Alright. Alright.” She said, looking over at James, cocking her eyebrows, as he begun to whine. “You’re acting like a Growlithe without a bone, James. I’ll open it, I’ll open it.” She laughed, lifting up the Pokeball in her hands to inspect it first. Did James really catch something for her? Did he steal it? What could it be?!

With a click of the button, the Pokeball opened and out popped the Pokemon inside with a bright beam of light. “A… You got me a Nidoran!?” she gasped, looking down at the tiny poison-pin pokemon, her eyes beginning to shimmer with delight.

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“Good!” For a brief moment, James made a displeased face at Jessie over the Growlithe comment. This quickly faded though, as he hadn’t been so passionately upset in the first place. He was, perhaps, feeling more anticipation than she was because he was so unsure of how she’d react.

She sounded happy! At least, Jessie seemed to be pretty happy with the Nidoran♀. “I did! You like it?” 

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Jessie quickly dropped to her knees to greet the little Pokemon, a big grin on her rosy painted lips. "Why hello there, sweetie. Aren't you just the most adorable little Pokemon I have ever seen!?" she cooed to it, reaching out scratch gently under her chin.

"Like it? James... This is the absolute best gift that I have ever received. I cannot thank you enough. I absolutely adore her- thank you!" She said, jumping to her feet. "Best. Christmas. Ever!" she giggled, wrapping her friend into her arms, snuggling up to him tightly. "Thank you!"

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Noodle Run!

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Jessie was ecstatic that James was enjoying his gift so much. She even didn’t mind when he gave her a squeeze during their hug. He had seemed so different since they had met back up again… So seeing him this happy made her smile. “It’s no big deal. I just picked them up when I went out looking for any sign of my mother, you know? I wasn’t sure if you had a few of them or whatever. But, I’m glad you like them- huh?” she paused when he mentioned trading gifts.

“You didn’t have to get me anything, James. You should save your money, dolt.” she huffed, reaching out to take the Pokeball. “You got me a Pokeball?” She asked, looking at it slightly confused. “Thanks, James! I’m sure it will come in handy.” she said with a nod, reaching out to ruffle his hair.

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He gave her a nod—though he was more suspicious of her than a nod would tell. After all, you don’t ‘just pick up’ some of the bottle caps in this collection. Many of these caps were from sodas that were out of distribution, wether Jessie knew all of that or not.

James raised his head a bit, displaying his pride. “What makes you think I spent a lot of money on this?” He dropped his hand when Jessie took it, smiling until he realized she’d completely missed the point. This led him to whine a bit. “It’s not empty! See what’s in it!”

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"Alright. Alright." She said, looking over at James, cocking her eyebrows, as he begun to whine. "You're acting like a Growlithe without a bone, James. I'll open it, I'll open it." She laughed, lifting up the Pokeball in her hands to inspect it first. Did James really catch something for her? Did he steal it? What could it be?!

With a click of the button, the Pokeball opened and out popped the Pokemon inside with a bright beam of light. "A... You got me a Nidoran!?" she gasped, looking down at the tiny poison-pin pokemon, her eyes beginning to shimmer with delight.

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Noodle Run!

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Jessie watched as James tore at the wrapping paper in awe as bits of shimmering red and green were tossed about. She did he best to catch what she could and toss it into a near-by trash can, but it was a waste of her time, there were too many pieces for her to grab. She would rather focus on that after she saw James’ reaction to the gift she worked hard to recover for him.

‘Tears? Aw, fuck… He’s really going to cry over this? I might as well have bought him a new sweater or something- but nah… He seems to really like bottlecaps. Sounds like a useless hobby, right? But it makes him happy.’ she whispered to herself in thought as she reached out to offer James a hug. “I hope you like it, James. But, don’t get too used to such generosity, you hear me?” she said with a smirk on her crimson-painted lips.

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James, rather happy with his gift, gave Jessie a bit of a squeeze when he hugged her. It wasn’t intentional so much as a lack of ability to control his own excitement. It wasn’t until he’d said “I love it” that he let go of her.

“Right. You don’t get used to being so generous. You’re making me look bad!” Despite his words, James sounded rather chipper about it. He seemed to have a sort of pride in himself as he rummaged through his own backpack. His gift for Jessie was neither wrapped nor hard to find though, so he did have some insecurities about having the lesser gift.

“Since we’re trading gifts now…” Out of his bag, James pulled a Pokéball that would not open for him. He held it out, cupped in both hands, and exclaimed “Ta-Da!” as his way of presentation.

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Jessie was ecstatic that James was enjoying his gift so much. She even didn't mind when he gave her a squeeze during their hug. He had seemed so different since they had met back up again... So seeing him this happy made her smile. "It's no big deal. I just picked them up when I went out looking for any sign of my mother, you know? I wasn't sure if you had a few of them or whatever. But, I'm glad you like them- huh?" she paused when he mentioned trading gifts.

"You didn't have to get me anything, James. You should save your money, dolt." she huffed, reaching out to take the Pokeball. "You got me a Pokeball?" She asked, looking at it slightly confused. "Thanks, James! I'm sure it will come in handy." she said with a nod, reaching out to ruffle his hair.

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Noodle Run!

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Jessie glanced down at the dress with a smirk. “You think so? Well, Thanks James. You look rather spiffy yourself!” she said with a wink, holding out a neatly wrapped package to him. “I don’t want to wait any longer. Open it.” she said, urging him to unwrap the gift.

Inside was a collectors book with about forty bottle caps inside- some of which James had to sell in the past.

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James gave Jessie giddy grin for the complement. Before he could respond to it however, she was holding out a gift for him. His face shifted from one of excitement then, to sheer curiosity. James took a gift, and when he opened it, he did so much like a child, absolutely slaughtering the original neatness of the wrapping.

What he saw in the book nearly brought him to tears. Bottle caps he never thought he’d own again were suddenly in the palms of his hands and… it was a glorious feeling. The way in which he whined “Jessie…” and smiled at her said two things: one, he was speechless and had little idea what else to say; and two, that this gift was way over their usual spending-limit.

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Jessie watched as James tore at the wrapping paper in awe as bits of shimmering red and green were tossed about. She did he best to catch what she could and toss it into a near-by trash can, but it was a waste of her time, there were too many pieces for her to grab. She would rather focus on that after she saw James' reaction to the gift she worked hard to recover for him.

'Tears? Aw, fuck... He's really going to cry over this? I might as well have bought him a new sweater or something- but nah... He seems to really like bottlecaps. Sounds like a useless hobby, right? But it makes him happy.' she whispered to herself in thought as she reached out to offer James a hug. "I hope you like it, James. But, don't get too used to such generosity, you hear me?" she said with a smirk on her crimson-painted lips.

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Do you want to have sex with James?

Fucking random, you think? Tch. I s'pose if something happened, he wouldn't be a bad choice, y'know? He's my best friend though. [Jessie shrugs] As for wanting to? Nah.

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You virgin?

Nope.

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Eh. Really missing that brat right about now...

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Have you ever had sex with James?

No.

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Are you mad at your mother?

Yes.

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[Someone approaches! It's Executive Proton, look alive agent! A grin is across his face as he offers Jessie a gift.] "A gift for you, agent. Happy Holidays, and may your New Year bring success." [It's a small batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies bundled in some red wrapping. They smell delicious!]

[Jessie perks up quickly as Proton approaches!] "Thank you, Executive. I'm afraid that I wasn't expecting anything and didn't get you anything in return. I owe you, kaaay? Thank you so much!" [Jessie wastes no time opening the wrapping and popping a cookie in her mouth!] "Delicious!"

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Hey babes, hope you're having a goooooood time off and a good holiday too. Next we meet, we'll be celebrating and having some good ol' fun~

Lets hope that comes rather soon then. I need a good celebration and some fun! I trust you won't disappoint, darling~