Minerva Keen

Hello there. My name is Minerva Keen. I used to be the secretary of The Madame Boss. I now do modeling and I design Pokemon themed clothing. If you're ever in need of a new wardrobe, let me know! I am also the girlfriend of Charon. [Part of PokeTumblr]

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Jessie looks so beautiful in this movie

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This is a beautiful look for her. Why doesn't she dress like this more often?

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minervakeen replied to your post: I’m still waiting on when we can meet up~ It’s been too long.

Then we need to get together soon! My holiday was actually very nice with Charon, a lot nicer than I had thought. He truly is a gracious host. But…. When are we going to fix this? We need to at least have dinner together one night.

Really, now? I’m surprised he actually saw anyone over the holiday aside from his daughter. The Christmas-New Years circuit for him is probably the worst he gets all year.

When do you want to fix this? There’s a new restaurant on my street with Fishbowl Margarita Friday as an event.

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We had been planning to spend the holiday together since around the time we started dating. I'm very glad that he didn't back out. I really got to sit down and talk to him and get to understanding a few things. I can now understand the whole situation with Rotom and you know what... His honesty has lead me to just hold more respect for him.

It sounds like someone would like to go out this Friday~ I think I can manage that~

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If pokemon was real, I would want Eevee’s just so I could evolve them into these guys. :D

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Okay... So adorable~!

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Are you a virgin?

No.

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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.

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You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. 

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The holiday season with Charon actually went a lot better than I thought it would have. My wrist is healed up enough to get back to work on those outfits as well!

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[Minerva watched in horror as Spiff sent that surge of lightning towards Charon. She had called out for him to stop, but it was far too late. Spiff finished his attack, his fur standing up now as he slowly backed his way up to Minerva, never taking his eye of the potential threat, Charon.]

“If you don’t want people to get near Rotom, then why on earth would it be in a mall, Charon!? You could have at least warned me that I couldn’t even go near it. You didn’t need to shove me either, you could have just told me.”

[Minerva growled at Charon, holding on tightly to her wrist. She was not thrilled at all with the man or his actions.]

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[He couldn’t get up. He tried, and he ended up stumbling. The mall police were rushing him away to put a replacement out for the rest of the day, afraid the old man actually had gotten injured on mall grounds. The glance Charon gave Minerva silently said, in a dark way, “I do not have time for this.”]

I did you a favor. Blame me if you wish, but it’s different. It can sense when someone is merely passing by, or if someone wants to stay. I wasn’t expecting to see you in the mall, and I can’t leave it by itself. There was no time to tell you.

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[Letting go of her wrist, Minerva reached out for Spiff. She wrapped her fingers around the back of his collar and pulled him back gently against her as she rose to her feet. Placing the Pokemon on her shoulder, she used her good hand to dust off the fake-snow from her skirt. She watched Charon for a moment before glancing down, she was angry, but there wasn't any time for this.]

"I wanted to do some shopping before I met you for the holiday.... But, I hope you can elaborate on this... Maybe give me a call tomorrow. I will just get a hotel room here for the night."

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“Charon? What’s wron-“

[Minerva had turned to look over at Charon in time to see the man pull himself from the chair. She wasn’t quite sure about what was going on, but next thing she knew, the toy fell from her hands and she was pushed. A faint cracking sound was heard, along with a screech of pain as Minerva hit the ground.]

“Dammit, Charon?! What the hell is wrong with you!?”

[She shrieked at him, gripping at her left wrist with her right hand. Hopefully it wasn’t broken from how she had fallen. Spiff wasn’t too thrilled by seeing Charon knock over Minerva.]

“MOOOOOOLGAAA!!!”

[Spiff cried out, sending a surge of lightning at the man out of defense more than to harm him. A warning spark.]

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[The fat old man in the Santa suit hissed from the electricity and started coughing when it was over. He’d been electrocuted several times in his life, but that didn’t mean it was good for him. He sounded raspy, and not so great. Sweat was on his face and he wheezed, not able to handle high voltage the way he once did.]

You don’t want to get near Rotom, Min. One of the things I’m mentioning this holiday, when you and I are alone…

It’s about Rotom, and what happened with my other child.

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[Minerva watched in horror as Spiff sent that surge of lightning towards Charon. She had called out for him to stop, but it was far too late. Spiff finished his attack, his fur standing up now as he slowly backed his way up to Minerva, never taking his eye of the potential threat, Charon.]

"If you don't want people to get near Rotom, then why on earth would it be in a mall, Charon!? You could have at least warned me that I couldn't even go near it. You didn't need to shove me either, you could have just told me."

[Minerva growled at Charon, holding on tightly to her wrist. She was not thrilled at all with the man or his actions.]

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[Minerva and Spiff both turned their heads at the same time to catch a sight of Rotom just as it began to possess the statue. Gasping, Minerva watched as a few of the children backed out of the line.]

“Oh my… Rotom is going to scare off all the little ones!”

[Hopping off “Santa” Charon’s lap, she reached into her purse and pulled out a rather strange looking candy cane! It was an electric-powered light-up toy with a ribbon wrapped on it. She knew that electric Pokemon enjoyed feeding off electricity, especially Spiff. She knew that it was a shot in the dark that the jealous Pokemon would even listen to her, but she tried to call out to it.]

“Rotom! C’mere…! Spiff and I got you a gift earlier. Would you like it?”

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[Charon’s brown eyes went wide for a moment, and it wasn’t out of amusement or embarrassment, but horror. Pure, unbridled, unadulterated horror. He lunged out of the chair far quicker than it seemed his fat, bloated body would allow, especially with his arthritic knees, but the speed was ungodly.]

Don’t be an idiot! Put that thing down!

[She could be angry with him later; he knew damn well Rotom wasn’t going to cooperate. His forever friend was really only his friend and generally hated anyone else who got close to him. That and he’d been shocked by Rotom before; he knew how dangerous it was, and it wasn’t like either he or Min were exactly young anymore.

He knocked her to the ground, hoping she’d drop the device. The kids were screaming by now, and the parents wanted to know what the fuck was going on.]

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"Charon? What's wron-"

[Minerva had turned to look over at Charon in time to see the man pull himself from the chair. She wasn't quite sure about what was going on, but next thing she knew, the toy fell from her hands and she was pushed. A faint cracking sound was heard, along with a screech of pain as Minerva hit the ground.]

"Dammit, Charon?! What the hell is wrong with you!?"

[She shrieked at him, gripping at her left wrist with her right hand. Hopefully it wasn't broken from how she had fallen. Spiff wasn't too thrilled by seeing Charon knock over Minerva.]

"MOOOOOOLGAAA!!!"

[Spiff cried out, sending a surge of lightning at the man out of defense more than to harm him. A warning spark.]

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[Spiff was more than thrilled to see Charon again, even if their last meeting didn’t end on the best of notes. He snuggled up to Charon, nuzzling at his false beard, chirping happily once more.]

“Don’t you worry, Charon. Unless they hurt him, Spiff is harmless.”

[Minerva reached into her purse and pulled loose a tiny red pouch and held it out to Spiff, who quickly snatched it up. He dug his little hands into it and pulled out a piece of paper. It was what he wanted for Christmas! It appeared to be picture of some sweet poffins, ripped out of a magazine of sorts.]

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Ho ho h-OH! Oh, I see. You’re in the right region to get those, Spiff. Looks like the three of us might make a day trip to Sunyshore City next week.

[He ruffled the Emolga’s fur playfully, feeling a bit more comfortable petting the electric rodent. Rotom, however, was making a rather dangerous pout face and decided to possess the singing Christmas Teddiursa statues, making the head spin around and around like, well—]

Not again…

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[Minerva and Spiff both turned their heads at the same time to catch a sight of Rotom just as it began to possess the statue. Gasping, Minerva watched as a few of the children backed out of the line.]

"Oh my... Rotom is going to scare off all the little ones!"

[Hopping off "Santa" Charon's lap, she reached into her purse and pulled out a rather strange looking candy cane! It was an electric-powered light-up toy with a ribbon wrapped on it. She knew that electric Pokemon enjoyed feeding off electricity, especially Spiff. She knew that it was a shot in the dark that the jealous Pokemon would even listen to her, but she tried to call out to it.]

"Rotom! C'mere...! Spiff and I got you a gift earlier. Would you like it?"

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[Minerva snuggled up to Charon on his lap, with each little wiggle and movement, she could feel exactly why it wouldn’t have been a good idea. Last thing she wanted was to be visiting Charon in jail and not in his home.]

“That’s wise, Santa. I will be sure not to disappoint. But, before I go, someone else wanted to visit you.”

[Minerva reached into her purse and pulled out Spiff by his collar. Instead of his normal little bow-tie, he was wearing a little Santa’s hat and a jingle-bell collar. He chirped happily upon seeing Charon, leaping out at him.]

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t Spiff! And aren’t you looking spiffy today? [He laughed, cautiously reaching out to pet the Emolga. He could hear a few kids whispering to themselves, wondering what that Pokemon was. After all, Emolga couldn’t be found anywhere in Sinnoh; they were foreign! Charon touched Minerva on the shoulder and whispered something.]

“Please tell me he’s child-friendly. They’re going to want to pet him.”

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[Spiff was more than thrilled to see Charon again, even if their last meeting didn't end on the best of notes. He snuggled up to Charon, nuzzling at his false beard, chirping happily once more.]

"Don't you worry, Charon. Unless they hurt him, Spiff is harmless."

[Minerva reached into her purse and pulled loose a tiny red pouch and held it out to Spiff, who quickly snatched it up. He dug his little hands into it and pulled out a piece of paper. It was what he wanted for Christmas! It appeared to be picture of some sweet poffins, ripped out of a magazine of sorts.]

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[Leaning forward, she gave those nuzzles right back to him, replying to his growling by purring at him. Her hands moved from her lap, lacing her fingers through his white beard as he spoke.]

“My, My Santa! I believe that I have been good. Do I have to show you just how good I can be?”

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[A few people were complaining that this wasn’t appropriate, that there were children who wanted to sit on Santa’s lap, but Charon didn’t think that was the best idea right about now. If a kid sat on his lap, his, er, candy cane would probably be felt too and that was a kind of police attention he’d rather not have.]

How about I take your word for it? I’ll see what I can do for your list, you good good girl…

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[Minerva snuggled up to Charon on his lap, with each little wiggle and movement, she could feel exactly why it wouldn’t have been a good idea. Last thing she wanted was to be visiting Charon in jail and not in his home.]

“That’s wise, Santa. I will be sure not to disappoint. But, before I go, someone else wanted to visit you.”

[Minerva reached into her purse and pulled out Spiff by his collar. Instead of his normal little bow-tie, he was wearing a little Santa’s hat and a jingle-bell collar. He chirped happily upon seeing Charon, leaping out at him.]

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minervakeen replied to your post: [Minerva smirks as she sits down on Charon’s lap. She reaches into her purse and pulls loose a rather long, over-exaggerated list of things that she would love to have for Christmas. She doesn’t speak, just grins, giving “Santa” a kiss on his cheek.”

[Min gave a slow glance over to the child, smirking at his comment as she checked to make sure he didn’t have a nosebleed.] “I’ve been an angel all year, Santa. Could this be arranged?” [She giggled softly, giving him a sly wink!]

Oh, you have, have you? Are you sure?

[He smirks and nuzzles his nose to hers, a horny bear growl coming from beneath that fake curly beard.]

Because you’re making Santa think naughty thoughts.

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[Leaning forward, she gave those nuzzles right back to him, replying to his growling by purring at him. Her hands moved from her lap, lacing her fingers through his white beard as he spoke.]

"My, My Santa! I believe that I have been good. Do I have to show you just how good I can be?"

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Ahem. What can I get YOU for Christmas?

I thought you already knew what you wanted to get me? How about this... I'll letcha off easy. Take me on a nice date for Christmas.

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Inquiry 9: Do you see yourself as a lucky or unlucky person?

I suppose I would have to say that I see myself as a little bit of both at sometimes. Overall, I believe I'm more lucky than unlucky. I have been given more than I deserve in my life time. But, at the same time. Nothing is perfect and I have fallen on my ass a time or two.

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OOC: I saw that Professor Oak's RPer is having some IRL delays and had to go on hiatus.

OOC: Can we just postpone the Pallet Town trip, then? I’ll just write out a summary post for the Vullaby capture and do some writing with Damarus and, if she’s on, Minerva for a while. Maybe this way, I can see about doing a holiday topic with my usual buddies in the Eterna Forest/City area.

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OOC: I'll be on. I haven't been too active because of the husband, but I'm not going anywhere. I wouldn't mind doing a RP with you.

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Inquiry 8: Out of all historical figures you can think of, which one do you see the most of yourself in?

Honestly? This might sound completely cliche with so many women trying to be exactly like her. But, I would have to say that I see the most in myself... Marilyn Monroe. She was a woman who came from absolutely nothing. She found herself throw from foster home to foster home, much like myself. But, look what we've both done?

We both started our careers with modeling with the help of a strong woman figure who saw something in each of us. They helped us get on our feet.

Yes, I have not accomplished nearly as much as she had and I have outlived her, but, she has accomplished so much from coming from absolutely nothing.