The Lone Fat Cat

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…

[talkingllama]

[brittany-murphy]

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[superwhatlocked]

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

That Peculiar Moment 🙇

[valkatra]

OH MY GOD

[botherjohnmisty-deactivated2018]

J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name:

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien

[slyandthefamilybook]

What does the second r stand for

[circleoftyrants]

Rolkientolekien

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Bill watterson is a weird guy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Considering owls are nocturnal, wouldn’t it be sufficient just to say someone is an “owl” instead of a “night owl”?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The cough syrup industry has ruined cherry for millions of people.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

have you ever seen a chicken strip

[theairclub]

[lrvin-deactivated20131229]

[floofernoop]

There are two kinds of people in this world.

[shmoo06]

Dat glow up doe

[just-shower-thoughts]

When flying vehicles become feasible, there’s no way the public should get access. Instead, it should be for trained emergency services (Ambulances, fire trucks, police) to ensure the fastest/most efficient possible response time. We already crash too much, no need to add flying.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There needs to be an “I am lost” light on your car. That way people might help instead of yelling, honking and getting pissed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pets must wonder what the fuck we’re doing when we give them kisses

[volukai]

[glitchicorn]

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

OH