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[jessvenez]

“ Omg the level of product shilling w this guy NEVER ends! Every day it’s a new shirt, restaurant, travel company, camera! Good lord Ben! I know you’re not booking much by way of real acting jobs but damn son! You gonna shill and sell out literally every move you make?”

Is this a parody?  It is so ott it must be.  We hardly ever see the guy anymore and he is selling out literally every move he makes?  It’s that utterly bizarre phenomenon again where skeptics seem to think if they can’t see BC he doesn’t exist and that of course dressing like a human means he is shilling some product  - the stupidity is strong with this bunch.    

[addictedtobrits]

I found this pic on Twitter, it’s a screenshot of a video from the Supreme Court. This is a rare opportunity to see the world from Ben’s (or any other celeb’s) point of view. Extremely uncomfortable don’t you think? Would you be able to keep sane and polite when people look at you, point at you, maybe even scream out your name while you just want to live your life. I often read people stating “they’ve chosen a life in the public eye, they should surrender to that”. No! Ben and other celebs have chosen a work that make them interact with people, it’s our sick constant demand of intrusion in their lives, our distorted vision of their world that incapacitates them to live their lives as they should. These days you can literally become a star overnight, an you have to imagine a person living a normal life, who has to experience this kind of public scrutiny every single day from now on for the rest of his life.

Think about it next time you want to complain about a grumpy look.

[jessvenez]

Another link here which explains the puzzling changes to Sophie Hunter’s pregnant belly - well puzzling to skeptics of course, to the rest of us it’s just common sense.  I challenge skeptics to actually read this page and also google for other pages like it - if only one of you did this at the start instead of latching on to your ridiculous idea and running with it, then fandom might still be a decent place.

How anyone who actually understands how pregnancy works can believe Sophie is faking because her belly changes size/shape  is beyond me which is also why it is so screamingly obvious that all the doc anons are bullshitters.  It’s one thing to claim she is faking it for whatever reason, it is another to use a bunch of photos as the reason for believing it - face it, those differences are incredibly normal.

Here is a link I posted earlier too.

Oh and while I’m at it here is a link to a bunch of women talking about how their belly buttons would pop out then back IN again.  Could I suggest that before people claim something is impossible they just do a quick google search - stops them from saying stupid shit so much and having to backtrack later.

[benedicts-third-testicle-deacti]

Submit:  Upside-down belly

Let’s do a little tweaking on two different pictures from the bobo pap op.  On the first on I drew a red line outlining SH’s belly.  The second picture I had to “flip horizontally” so she would be facing the same way.  I then copied just the red line and tried to line it up to her belly.  As you can see, it doesn’t fit the outline of her belly AT ALL.  Then I took the second picture and copied the red line over it, and then I “vertically flipped” the red line and lined it up to her belly/  Viola!  Note:  the top she is wearing pulled the belly in some where the red line runs over it.

How can you be so stupid you can’t even put your belly on the right way up??!!!

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Ballsy:   I heart you so much right now!   We did have one previous submission on this, that lovely nonny turned the pic upside down to show it.  But lines are better.   Whistles. 

[jessvenez]

I’m seriously wondering if any of you have ever been pregnant before - here’s a hint - when the baby moves, and it can move quite vigorously  or not much at all everyone is different (actually if you guys understood this point you probably wouldn’t be so deep in this shit) but obviously when baby is big enough to make a difference to shape, when it changes position often your belly changes shape.   That is all.  Do you seriously  believe it makes more sense that SH accidentally put her fake belly on upside?  Or is it just a natural part of pregnancy? Check it out: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090420193624AAFteIl

[jessvenez]

“ I like how nannies are ignoring that Ben said himself she was preg aft the gag. The gag was on the 5th of November. Let’s assume they started planning their wedding on the 6th and he got her preg 24 hrs aft her asked her to marry him. “

OMFG have any of you geniuses considered that they might have actually got engaged some time before announcing it?  It’s like if you guys don’t see it it didn’t happen.  He doesn’t live his life publicly  for the fans right.  You skeptics are taking that whole pics or it didn’t happen thing far too far.  Just because you didn’t see them hanging out last year doesn’t mean they didn’t ffs. 

Also while I am ranting - I just wasted 15 minutes of my life reading TFOE’s blog - how the hell did it come as a surprise to anyone that she is a child?  She writes with the maturity of a 13 year old and yet you all blindly followed along.  How embarrassing for you, even worse that you continue to do so.

[messofastory]

Mh

[annashipper]

Can I get and AMEN?

[fakerbatch]

I really don’t necessarily read this the way other people seem to be. The tweet was insulting the troll and they said that doesn’t matter, it’s just what’s in the blogs that matters. So it could easily be read as supporting her (and following skeptics could be seen as monitoring btw). But in any case her friends (perhaps unknowingly) took her to task for unnecessarily telling LoN about this so maybe she’ll calm down a bit. (Ha!)

[jessvenez]

Hallelujah a skeptic that has actual reading comprehension.  THe only reason LON will be following skeptic twitters is to monitor them for their idiocy and so they know when they step over the line into slander.  You skeptics are idiots, but you’re loud idiots.  

[jessvenez]

I sometimes wonder if the skeptics are really just a bunch of trolls gleefully trolling each other, that is how over the top ridiculous they are.  Except wikianon, she clearly drinks the coolaid and thinks she is running the joint.  Why do you skeptics let her treat you like you’re idiots?  Oh wait....

[jessvenez]

Hey Wikianon, the reason your traffic has been increasing is because more people are coming by to marvel at your lunacy, not for any other reason.  If you didn't have your head so far up your ass you would see that you and your follow skeptics are a complete joke, an embarrassment to fandom and to humanity in general.  What even are you? You guys are beyond even normal levels of stupid. That is what is fueling this idiocy of yours, you are all too stupid to realize how completely stupid you are all being and so are egging each other on to even more disturbing levels of stupid.

[jessvenez]

BC conspiracy theorists have to be the stupidest bunch of grown women I have ever witnessed.  "Her belly looks like a tit - it's clearly fake!!" Google pregnancy belly and you will see that there is actually a wide range of normal for every aspect of pregnancy (yes including bellies that look like a tit). Shockingly women don't develop in pregnancy at exactly the same rate and way.  Who would have thought huh?  Every ridiculous point the haters make leaves me shaking my head in wonder at their level of delusion - like will they one day look back with shame and embarrassment that they were ever so stupid and hateful?  Somebody should study this phenomenon because there is some kind of group think delusion going on and no matter what they want everyone to think it really does seem like the only explanation is that they cannot deal with Benedict getting married and ending their little fantasies.  

[jessvenez]

I hope Benedict doesn't get cast as Doctor Strange, I really don't want to see him waste years of his life tied to a crappy comic book character - he doesn't need it.

[ramazanova-zalina]

[cumberbum]

[cumberbatchweb]

We don’t generally cover unofficial merchandise on Cumberbatchweb but when we saw snippets of Colour Me Good Benedict Cumberbatch pop up on the internet we had to make an exception!

Created by British artist Mel Elliott Colour Me Good Benedict Cumberbatch is a colouring book the likes of which you’ve never seen before. Apart from colouring in images of Benedict (including images from Sherlock, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Hawking and Star Trek Into Darkness - the artwork is really very good) readers are encouraged to draw all sorts - groovy patterns on Benedict’s scarf, a hearty meal for him to eat, a cosy chair for him to sit his bottom on, a date for him to take to a party and a dream house for you both to live in. 

The book is also full of such entertaining daftness as asking you to come up with a life changing invention that is cuter than both Benedict Cumberbatch and kittens, posing a challenge for Sherlock to solve and querying what you would like Benedict to say to you.

It is all as gloriously silly as it sounds. While perfect for the younger fans I suspect many an adult would have a riot colouring this in. 

You can buy Colour Me Good Benedict Cumberbatch direct from Mel’s on-line store for £7.50 (Colour Me Good Tom Hiddleston is apparently on the way…)

Mel has very generously offered 5 copies of the book as a competition prize and we’ll be giving away 3 on tumblr and 2 on twitter.

To win one of the three available for tumblr simply follow us and re-blog this post.

T&C

Only your first re-blog will be counted

Competition is open worldwide

Competition closes midnight 9th May (GMT)

[natagromo]

Oh my Cumberbatch

[mazzathestrange]

Benedict Cumberbatch - Oz Comic Con Sydney April 12th.

[myiezhi]

[esrasherlocked]

Benedict and Jaguar/Khan and Jaguar could say that. The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.