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My Blog. My thoughts. My place to share and vent. My partner in crime: Scrunchy Face

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She’s definitely a Velcro kitty. Never leaves my side. I want her to cuddle with a Scrunch more!! She’s just too sweet!

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Our little deck is a pretty cozy place now! I’m excited to sit out here and relax, have some drinks and read.

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When Luna turns into Lunatic..

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Completely enamoured with this little girl - she’s so cuddly and curious. I don’t know what kind of life she had before we got her but I think she won the adoption lottery with us. She’s going to be so spoiled.

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Deck is all ready for summer! Just need some plants, maybe a nice colourful outdoor rug, and some outdoor pillows. And some wine. And friends.

Can’t believe we’ve owned our own home for a year already. Time sure flies!

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Uh... you okay Skip?

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Totes not filtered

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no language should be mocked other than french

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Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

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ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

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oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

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got vowels coming out the oiseaux

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I love this way too much.

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Can we just look at these egg yolks for a minute ...? They’re just basic store bought eggs and they look like amazing farm eggs. So orange!

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Scrunch got me a recipe book and a special macaron mat for Christmas so I decided to try my hand and see if I could make macaron. The mat is too big for any of our pans but parchment seems to work alright. Not too shabby for a first attempt, if I do say so myself.

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Tee hee. Peckers. I’m a child.

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My cousin turns 40 this year, and his husband has asked for recipes from his family and friends to make a book for him. We baked a lot together as kids and we’d usually eat so much dough that we’d get sick, get tired of baking and then make one big ass cookie instead. I used my fave chocolate chip cookie recipe and tweaked the instructions to include eating dough, laying on the kitchen floor complaining of a tummy ache and making one large cookie at the end. I’m also going to do stuffed peppers... just have to figure out how to draw a cutesy anthropomorphic pepper.

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Well, clearly. Everyone is a cunt. Bye bye post.

But still. Fuck trump.

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Fuck.

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I love that this post was flagged as adult. So much so, that I’ll post it again. Bahaha.

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Looks like Trump has found some new building material for the wall. A lot cheaper than concrete or steel I’d say. Apparently he was inspired by looking in the mirror.

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I’m a sheep. Baaaaaa.

27 vs 39.