*yee intensifies*

Jessica Paige Dormer sixteen. grade 11. dating yeelijah...sorry Elijah for those who cannot read meme.

[jessyeedormer]

@yeelijah: i miss you too :(

@yeelijah: i hate my house. karen is mean.

@jessyeedormer: oh my god, karen isn't mean she's probably just going through boyfriend withdrawals too

[jessyeedormer]

@jessyeedormer: facetimes aren't the same ):

[jessyeedormer]

@jessyeedormer: Have i just been laying all over eli since we got home from school because i feel like sh*t and just want cuddles? Maybe.

[jessyeedormer]

@jessyeedormer: when you have been watching tracking information for WEEKS, just for it to say it's delivered...hi that was my boyfriends christmas gift, and i don't have it WHAT GIVES FEDEX!?

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

Eli: jesus fuck she didn't get you the red lipstick and the lipgloss did she?

Eli: lmao i'm sorry babe! hey, doesn't the sisters palette or whatever i got you for christmas last yer have yellow?

Jessie: pretty sure she got me whatever she could get? so im gonna say yes?

Jessie: .... true and i forgot that.

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

Eli: is it all that shane dawson stuff? because that's gonna fuck me up real bad lol.

Jessie: YES AND IM SO MAD CAUSE SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS, I CAN'T EVEN USE THE YELLOW RN FOR CHEER

Jessie: and idk how she did it with the site crashing and everything.

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

Jessie: BABE, BABE, BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jessie: MY MOM MIGHT HAVE LET SLIP SOMETHING SHE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS AND IM CRYING

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

[speedmccool25]

“I said No.” [complete silence from the vocals for the rest of the song]

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

eli: i like when you play with my hair so it's not going anywhere.

eli: lmao always

eli: they're always like 'ELIJAH WHY ARE YOU S O MEAN TO HER JFC'

Jessie: good :*

Jessie: okay but i know you're being sarcasic. lol

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

eli: -a selfie of him looking annoyed with wyatt's current haircut-

eli: nah, i still have curls.

eli: tbh my mom wouldn't let me cut them off if i wanted to lmao.

eli: karen would go speak to the manager of the salon awoiefhaowehawoshdi.

jessie: okay good

jessie: i'd still love you, i'd just miss playing with your curls when we're cuddling

jessie: also your mom and sister are on my side thank god :P

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

eli: yes

jessie: no

jessie: ALSO YOU MEAN A TRIM NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE NO CURLS

[jessyeedormer]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

jessie: we're not kissing in a fridge

[jessyeedormer]

↳ INSTAGRAM jessyeedormer uploaded new video ft @yeelijah

he’s crazy. but i love him #mcm

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[yugirimistwalker]

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure

[jessyeedormer]

Hey, I’m Jessie and im auditioning for Heather,  

[jessyeedormer]

@jessyeedormer: how many times is too many to rewatch AHS 1984?

@jessyeedormer: also probably very popular opinion but cody fern was much hotter as the Antichrist

[jessyeedormer]

@jessyeedormer: this whole season of AHS is going to just be me, making sure eli doesn't touch knives again, cause, there is /nothing/ this season that would give him that kinda idea.

@jessyeedormer: also the puppy with the knife is 110% elijah.