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hey what the fuck is up? the name's elijah. 1/9 of the fine nine, a niner. #ripvine

[yeelijah]

@karendukes: MOM GOT US A FUCKING NETI POT FOR A REASON. FUCKING USE TO ELIJAH.

@yeelijah: I AM NOT GOING TO BE VOLUNTARILY WATERBOARDED, KAREN.

[yeelijah]

@yeelijah: i have ALLERGIES. not the RONA.

@yeelijah: HOWEVER, i would still like someone to suck this shit out of my head with one of those squishy things they use because babies cannot blow their noses.

@yeelijah: that's all. thank you.

[yeelijah]

@jessyeedormer: facetimes aren't the same ):

@yeelijah: i miss you too :(

@yeelijah: i hate my house. karen is mean.

[yeelijah]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

Jessie: YES AND IM SO MAD CAUSE SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS, I CAN'T EVEN USE THE YELLOW RN FOR CHEER

Jessie: and idk how she did it with the site crashing and everything.

Eli: jesus fuck she didn't get you the red lipstick and the lipgloss did she?

Eli: lmao i'm sorry babe! hey, doesn't the sisters palette or whatever i got you for christmas last yer have yellow?

[yeelijah]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

Jessie: BABE, BABE, BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jessie: MY MOM MIGHT HAVE LET SLIP SOMETHING SHE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS AND IM CRYING

Eli: is it all that shane dawson stuff? because that's gonna fuck me up real bad lol.

[getofftheinternerd]

[yeelijah]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

jessie: okay good

jessie: i'd still love you, i'd just miss playing with your curls when we're cuddling

jessie: also your mom and sister are on my side thank god :P

eli: i like when you play with my hair so it's not going anywhere.

eli: lmao always

eli: they're always like 'ELIJAH WHY ARE YOU S O MEAN TO HER JFC'

[yeelijah]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

jessie: no

jessie: ALSO YOU MEAN A TRIM NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE NO CURLS

eli: -a selfie of him looking annoyed with wyatt's current haircut-

eli: nah, i still have curls.

eli: tbh my mom wouldn't let me cut them off if i wanted to lmao.

eli: karen would go speak to the manager of the salon awoiefhaowehawoshdi.

[yeelijah]

TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH

jessie: we're not kissing in a fridge

eli: yes

[yeelijah]

@yeelijah: no one will care since two of the most popular kids in school are fucking fighting on the internet but i trimmed my hair today, fam.

[kursedkitties]

What if we kissed in the fridge??? Just kidding. Unless...?

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😳😳😳

[yeelijah]

@jessyeedormer​

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She wants to speak to the manager

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me leaving the house

[jumex]

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hmmm

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🅱️optort

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