@karendukes: MOM GOT US A FUCKING NETI POT FOR A REASON. FUCKING USE TO ELIJAH.
@yeelijah: I AM NOT GOING TO BE VOLUNTARILY WATERBOARDED, KAREN.
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@yeelijah
@karendukes: MOM GOT US A FUCKING NETI POT FOR A REASON. FUCKING USE TO ELIJAH.
@yeelijah: I AM NOT GOING TO BE VOLUNTARILY WATERBOARDED, KAREN.
@yeelijah: i have ALLERGIES. not the RONA.
@yeelijah: HOWEVER, i would still like someone to suck this shit out of my head with one of those squishy things they use because babies cannot blow their noses.
@yeelijah: that's all. thank you.
@jessyeedormer: facetimes aren't the same ):
@yeelijah: i miss you too :(
@yeelijah: i hate my house. karen is mean.
TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH
Jessie: YES AND IM SO MAD CAUSE SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS, I CAN'T EVEN USE THE YELLOW RN FOR CHEER
Jessie: and idk how she did it with the site crashing and everything.
Eli: jesus fuck she didn't get you the red lipstick and the lipgloss did she?
Eli: lmao i'm sorry babe! hey, doesn't the sisters palette or whatever i got you for christmas last yer have yellow?
TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH
Jessie: BABE, BABE, BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jessie: MY MOM MIGHT HAVE LET SLIP SOMETHING SHE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS AND IM CRYING
Eli: is it all that shane dawson stuff? because that's gonna fuck me up real bad lol.
TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH
jessie: okay good
jessie: i'd still love you, i'd just miss playing with your curls when we're cuddling
jessie: also your mom and sister are on my side thank god :P
eli: i like when you play with my hair so it's not going anywhere.
eli: lmao always
eli: they're always like 'ELIJAH WHY ARE YOU S O MEAN TO HER JFC'
TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH
jessie: no
jessie: ALSO YOU MEAN A TRIM NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE NO CURLS
eli: -a selfie of him looking annoyed with wyatt's current haircut-
eli: nah, i still have curls.
eli: tbh my mom wouldn't let me cut them off if i wanted to lmao.
eli: karen would go speak to the manager of the salon awoiefhaowehawoshdi.
TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ ELIJAH
jessie: we're not kissing in a fridge
eli: yes
@yeelijah: no one will care since two of the most popular kids in school are fucking fighting on the internet but i trimmed my hair today, fam.
What if we kissed in the fridge??? Just kidding. Unless...?
@jessyeedormer
She wants to speak to the manager
me leaving the house
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