nothing but thy jester

[bullseyelover]

the dex 1x08 swiffer video has now been found in good quality!

via twitter

[jester-lov]

Dex Headcanons (but I'm high again)

Hates bubble gum

Used to kinda like math but had a horrible teacher in 10th grade made him hate the subject

Dex still wishes death upon him to this day

#dexisavirginbeliever

FBI Dex used to enjoy watching kids on the playground, he just liked seeing that childhood wonder

Idk about him fully posted up at a bench and straight up watching, he would probably be reading something

He got looks from a multiple parents either way

10th grade 2nd period chemistry housed the crash out of the year (10th grade was rough for my boy)

If daredevil merch exists, he has it

Like one of those little Funko keychains hehe

He likes pineapple on pizza and argued about it with Nadeem a lot, broccoli and sausage are his favorite toppings tho iykyk

Yk when you have a tooth ache or something in your gums and it hurts but like it hurts good? (just me? awesome) well Dex lowkey likes that feeling

He also really likes the feeling of his muscles being sore

Genuinely believes people with bad aim and/or low endurance are an inferior species

(idk where the meme is from I got it from a tiktok comment section)

[jester-lov]

Buck Cashman Headcanons (but I was slightly high at the function while writing them)

Pepsi > Cola

He doesn't listen to music that much womp womp but when he does he's a beatles guy but I also think he likes a couple metal songs but not a a fan of any bands

Trident spearmint munch munch

DISPISES orange soda like genuinely he wishes death upon people who drink it lol

His favorite color is either burgundy or like dark purple probably

"Glory Box" by Portishead plays when he walks into a room

Genuinely hates everyone in the mayor's office besides Daniel and Heather oh and maybe Sheila

Patrick Bateman apartment maybe the walls are black or dark blue tho

Lowgenuinely used to be a caffeine addict

Doesn't understand musical theater

Just imagine his watching heathers I'm crying

Would be a smoker if it didn't make him smell like death maybe in his younger days he did but not currently

Perhaps a a cigar on special days or when like super duper stressed

Really good at math like the guy that barely tries but get an A in class anyway

I'm CRAVING this man rn I actually need to leave

[pomme-meadow]

The way I screamed when my first boyfriend (Dex) shot my second boyfriend (Buck)

[olympain]

All I ever needed was my friend.

[roseannem88]

Rip, evilFoggy 🕊️🕊️💔🪦

[kinoartsss]

wish I was heather or whatever conan gray said