Ipso Facto

Genderfluid entity, just here for a good time, and hopefully a long time

[neverniko101]

WHAT KIND OF CAT ARE YOU??

version 2! I know this one won’t blow up like the other one, but I felt like drawing more cats :3

Text vers under cut

This art is free for personal use btw, as long as you credit me :3

Loaf: Warm and friendly! Emotional support fren!!

Orange: Pure chaos and spite, fueled by the sun’s rage

Witch: Horror expert, Halloween-lover, I think you actually know witchcraft

Tuxedo: You’re literally so cool, I want to talk to you but I’m too scared

Liquid: Living embodiment of “>:3,” has committed at least one war crime

Void: OWO, what are you, you scare me

Smol: You’re just a baby, I will protect you with my life

Spooked: Conspiracy theory buddy, I think we both need therapy

Skrunkly: You’re such a skrunkly scrimblo, you little goblin

Fluffy: resident fandom expert

Alien: What are you? A robot?? An alien??? You are very cool and I would like to be frens

Soft: You’re so chill!! Older sibling energy

Cryptid: Okay you are just an actual Cryptid, how did you get on tumblr

Puppy: We may have no fandoms im common and I might not even know who you are but I think ur cool

[weedleysnumberonefan]

loaf and tux for @anonmuos + @sans-the-skeleconch-offical !! ^^ (/gen /srs, yes I tagged you two in a lot of stuff like this but im sure you don't mind so ill continue ok)

Also moose you're also prolly liquid lol (/pos)

My two closest friends..I have another close friend, and other friends but im too tired to tag sorry (/gen sorry if that comes across as weird ok I get attached easily!)

Also, someone I care about, hi yes thats genuine, @willow-wisp-fae ! Soft and tux!

Love you two (/plat), (and you too, wills!) and goodnight im going to sleep

(^ /j)

[anonmous-offical]

ME

Loaf

YAY

[i-am-trashyy]

I think I might be witch

You guys still haven't seen the horror stuff I make because I'm focused with MOF. But from time to time I'll post horror stuff (about the other story I have -> Welcome To Devil Town).

[anonmous-offical]

Huh

I’d say tux or soft I guess

Anyway

How about me?

[i-am-trashyy]

Hmmm

Loaf :3

[anonmous-offical]

Really

:0

[i-am-trashyy]

Ye :3

[jesterofthegods]

I would either be loaf, fluffy or soft, but uh, I don't know for sure

@vexibees @static-rain-009 @t-bird510

[anonmous-offical]

I heard you have troubles with an immortal, well, ive heard of this guy, Kratos by name, God of War, killer of Gods, Slayer of Immortals, you could probably get his help, he is always up to killing some gods or immortals who deserve it ^^

Huh

I’ll have to find the fella

[jesterofthegods]

Tell him that your....foe, is a friend of the Former Zeus, that should help convince him to help you ;D

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[byjove]

*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didn’t know that because she is a dumb bitch. I’m sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruel…..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. He’s definitely self-taught in every universe because he’s the most powerful wizard ever AND he’d have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they haven’t escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the king’s dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like “What the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?”

[jesterofthegods]

*Hits the joint then coughs* Ah, but it is confirmed in the Disney Movie "The Sword in the Stone" Merlin CAN time travel, so, it is possible that he went forward in time to fuck with the teachers there, and then went back home, but I do not deny the fact that JK Rowling is a horrible person, you are correct there, also Merlin was most definitely self taught, BUT if given the chance, do you think he wouldn't go and fuck with the future people who practically worship him, using him as a placeholder for god, or gods, particularly in the phrases 'Merlin's [Insert bodypart]' or even just saying 'Merlin' instead of saying 'My God', therefore Merlin would absolutely mess with those poor teachers as a student, pass with flying colors whilst ruining their whole world view

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[ghostmoor]

A comic about people and anxiety

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I got Bill Cipher 😁

[azrielnightshade]

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

TELL MY PRECIOUS PARENT TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME OR THEIR GRANDSON AGAIN AFTER RIGGING MY POLLS

[imjunebitch]

How I would defeat Sanrta Claus In Battle

step one: I place myself inside a chimney, blade in hand, sticking upward. Santa do not know how to use doors, he has no other point of entry. he is trapped.

step two: santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. (Gillespie) I would take one (one) Dramamine pills, and also one (one) caffeine pill, and enter an in between fugue state where I am invisible

step three: jolly old saint Nicholas slides down the chimney with a bag full of goodies for all the good little children. I am not a child. I am an adult and I am not good, hate courses in my proud veins, pure and cold as the north pole itself. I impale him on my blade

step four: I gruffly say "ready to give up old man?" if he says yes then I shout yippee and click my heels cheerfully, and take his hat as a trophy

step five: if he says no I just start fucking wailing on the guy. I mean its nasty its brutal. it makes me feel bad.

step six: Santa is a jolly old elf (Moore) and an elf is easiest defeated by pulling on he's ears. I tug his ears until he turns into fairy dust which I harvest for my potions

Sources:

Moore, Clement Clarke, 1779-1863. The Night before Christmas. New York :Putnam, 1988.

Gillespie, Haven, and J. Fred Coots. "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town". 

[jesterofthegods]

DOST THOU NOT KNOWETH THE TALE OF THE SANTA CLAUSE, THE CLAUSE, YOU KILL SANTA, YOU BECOME SANTA

[prokopetz]

Personality quiz: which option in this poll are you?

This one

This one

This one

This one

This one

This one

This one

This one

Cheese sandwich

Remaining time: 15 hours 9 minutes

[satan-offical]

DELTARUNE IN 7 TOMORROWS!!!!!!!

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[the-great-papyrus-offical]

I HIT HIM WITH MY BLUE ATTACK

[absolutelybatty]

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

[jesterofthegods]

Glances around before whispering ".....so like.....A better version of the military?" Red laser dot appears on my head before I am shot for spreading lies and propaganda

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[jesterofthegods]

Car splits in two and goes down both roads