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Trouts will be like, âIs anyone else gonna lay their entire body weight on you and sink their claws into your boobs?â and not wait for an answer
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hi max I painted your awesome thing
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself
All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
Nothing! Traffic cones have nothing to do with media players. However they do have to do with the students that original made VLC. The original students used to steal traffic cones when they got drunk together and had amassed a collection of them. So the traffic cone was basically their mascot
CINDERELLA (1950)
dir. clyde geronimi,wilfred jackson,hamilton luske
Duck on a surface of liquid jewels with a little quack near the end as a treat
clouds & fields in four paintings by Jim Musil
1. "Route 66 Newkirk" // 2. "Windmill in Field" // 3. "Great Plains Storm" // 4. "Wintry Field"
ok i know this is a joke but genuinely walk around and give them to your neighbors. even if you don't know them. "hey i made too many cookies to eat by myself, will you please take some?" top tier icebreaker 10/10. step 1 of community building is being able to have a chat with the people in your community
Someone tagged this as make smaller batches but thats not the point sometimes
I moved to a place with no other Jews and I didnt know anyone so I kept making 2 challot every friday and handing one hot from the oven fresh challah to a random neighbour every week. I made friends quickly and if im ever home late my neighbours walk my dog for me
On jewish holidays i bring in the greek treats i grew up with for my officemates, and they dont have a single clue what each holiday is but they love it and give me gifts for their holidays too
The world is nice and cozy when you have community, and human community resides in the stomach
Someone tagged this as
make smaller batches but thats
not the point sometimes
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard
anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that's 90% raspberries by volume
having one coworker you can laugh with is literally the difference between life or death
i love this guy
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice
iâm glad we donât have to hunt for our food anymore.. i donât even know where Sandwiches liveÂ
Frances Mabel Hollams (1877-1963). Felix. Oil on panel.
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Have you read There's No Such Thing As An Easy Job by Kikuko Tsumura (orig. ăăźäžă«ăăăăä»äșăŻăȘă, 2015)?
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I've never heard of it
the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"
The corollary is "if you feel drawn to an [identity A] space even though you're not part of [identity A], try to figure out why that is"