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[ayymoe-deactivated20181114]

PSA!!!!

if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 ain’t 👏🏼 got 👏🏼 no 👏🏼 money 👏🏼 take 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 broke 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼 home! 👏🏼

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[unfortunately-awake]

[gondwana]

[pk-kenzie]

BELUGA BABE

[jon-lox]

beluga buss it open

[the-deft-ones]

Thanks to @beforethehippiecomes for finding this.

[thehouseofzonk]

[untuckedqueens]

[pukicho]

Wild statement

[pukicho]

Confused person

[pukicho]

Snarky reply

[portmanteau-bot]

snarky + reply = snarkeply.

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[pukicho]

Shitty stupid bot no one wants around

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[spacetwinks]

tbh i’m still not entirely over that “hey jimmy where do you get all the MOENY for these DEVICES” comic

[spacetwinks]

found it

[zacksucks-deactivated20190302]

[count-bassy]

Visit Original Link

[furbearingbrick]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[memescomedy]

[laughoutloud-club]

[lesbianshepard]

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

[lesbianshepard]

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea