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This is the life I have chosen. I'm a walking nightmare causing more { nightmares. } Jet Brody. Assassin.

[jetbrodytho]

yo, teagan's player! Your ask isn't on :)

[jetbrodytho]

notcurly; yes hi would anyone like to plot something badass and kind of angsty? pretty pretty please with a big fat cherry on top?

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

Careful Jetty— I might just get you drunk and lay one on you. We all wash our hair silly but I bet you have like good genetics or some shit. I did babysit my cousin once and had to change him— talk about soft skin dude. 

[jetbrodytho]

Jetty? Son of a bitch. Blythe, don't ever repeat that again. I don't care how drunk you are --- makes me sound like your lover. Maybe I do have good genetics or something. I bet my hair is softer than anything you've ever felt, even that baby's bottom.

[hilorpg-deactivated20140723]

Yeah yeah don’t mention it…you alright there? You’re never this mushy. 

And um…you’re a good friend too and all.

[jetbrodytho]

Yeah man, I just -- that knife being missing has messed with my head and shit.

Don't worry, Carter. I won't tell anyone about your soft moments if you don't tell anyone about mine. 

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

Look at you— smiling like you’re trying to hide that I bet you liked it. I don’t remember this, next time I’m gonna have to be sober. I do love touching your hair though, it’s so perfect I don’t know how you do it. Soft like a babies bottom that’s what it reminds me of. 

[jetbrodytho]

You'll have to get a ton of alcohol in me before I admit to such things. I, well, I wash it? Seems like the best solution if I'm honest. You sound like you touch baby bottoms often. That worries me.

[hilorpg-deactivated20140723]

I’ll do a whole lot if it means that much to you man. 

[jetbrodytho]

Did I ever tell you how much of a good friend you are? I don't say that often either.

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

I’m honored, Jet. No occasion, just wanted to have some fun. You should have fun with me sometime soon— you’re cute, have I told you that before? 

[jetbrodytho]

You have, actually. More than one occasion, except you were very very drunk. I specifically remember you trying to run your fingers through my hair once because you were commenting on how it was impossible that a curly mess like mine couldn't be soft. Good times, Blythe. 

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

Took a little blue pill, probably E. Drinking helps as well, gotta be happy today.

[jetbrodytho]

Knew it. What's the big occasion? I like you like this I must say.

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

Hello back, handsome. 

[jetbrodytho]

You seem like you're in a happy mood today. What drugs did you take?

[hilorpg-deactivated20140723]

What the fuck did they take that they made you this mad, and maybe I’l find the kid who did it.

[jetbrodytho]

It was a special knife a family member gave me before they were killed. That's important, you know? If you do, kick 'em in the ass for me.

[momenarps]

Glad to see that cleared up. I don't have a problem with you Jet, but if it's what you think, I have no reason to clear it up. You overthink things and frankly I could care less about your shit. I don't need to keep up with your petty little issues, dear. If someone took something that belonged to you, get it back. Stop complaining about every damn thing in your pathetic life and learn to get the fuck over it. Now are we done here?

[jetbrodytho]

Look Jas, I don't give a shit if your parents were hot shit in Periculum when the dinosaurs walked the planet, watch your damn mouth. We all know I could kick your ass in a second -- and you know I'll do it too. I've grown up learning how to hit girls.

[galadriel-stineman]

Oh, well, aren’t you cute? 

[jetbrodytho]

You don't sound very impressed, Arabella.

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

Some people honestly need to lighten up, life is to short to be so serious. 

[blytheduh-deactivated20140319]

[jetbrodytho]

Well hello sunshine. 

[galadriel-stineman]

But you don’t have your knife, remember? So you can’t inflict that much damage on me. Therefore, it’s actually not that big of a problem afterall.

[jetbrodytho]

I may not have a knife, but I can definitely use these hands for many different things. Interpret that as you wish.

[galadriel-stineman]

I am many things, my friend, but I’m not a thief.

[jetbrodytho]

I'd hope not. Because then we'd have a huge problem.

[aimlessarabella-blog]

I don’t know, perhaps you dropped it at some point? No, whoever has it will bring it back soon. Just give it time. I know i’d give it back because you’re quite the intimidating one, you.

[jetbrodytho]

I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.

[fchades-blog]

Friendly as always, Jet.

[jetbrodytho]

I hope you didn't expect me to be friendly when my things are missing. It's a bit annoying.