[tinysoda]

the Chicago aquarium closed due to the coronavirus, and they let the penguins check out other exhibits (x)

[perks-of-being-chinese]

this is the content I didn’t know I needed… make this into a movie omg

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[saa-33]

i’m actually tired bro, like from the bottom of my heart. i am tired

[lamignonette]

[grumpytrans]

and im javert

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

I’m cute with or without makeup but if my hair is ugly l am ugly

[no-chill-at-all]

[restingbaeface]

i feel this in my soul

[nocontextgoodplace]

[versacemom]

2020

[myloveanimals-posts]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[guarded-affection]

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

[becherdireinen]

My New Years resolution is to stop wondering if I’m good enough for other people and start wondering if they’re good enough for me.

[robertmitchum]

JOHN MULANEY AND THE SACK LUNCH BUNCH dir. Rhys Thomas 

[pseudophan]

when i was 14 the only thing i wanted in the entire world was for dan and phil to come out and mcr to return and so in conclusion dont kill yourself or whatever gays stay winning

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

[prisoninq]

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

[animatedtext]

requested by unprofessionalarts

[as-water-fills-the-sea]

me: there’s no way in hell i’m seeing cats 

the reviews: this is an unholy terror of a movie that i wish i could erase from my brain 

me: 

me: damnit now i have to see it