meme qween

hiiiii hello!

[cur-sed]

[slab-o-meat]

catch me free of bad vibes full of natural energy as i longboard down the street in these bad boys

[perks-of-being-chinese]

i think these are reflexology shoes!! based on reflexology paths/pebble paths that are very common in asia!! 

you walk on the little pebbles (they’re mounted to the ground) barefoot and they can trigger certain reflexology points on the soles of the feet and promote a calming feeling!! but i can confirm that they HURT like hell 

[tinysoda]

[oglach-uisce]

We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔

[sandydragon1]

What do you call a writer who has never had anything published?

A writer. Don’t forget that.

[catchymemes]

[kimpossibooty]

[catscenter]

[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[frogmp3]

greem beam

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[ommanyte]

[theeeprotagonist]

The realist one

[dutchster]

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[tinsil]

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

[doggosource]

[astrobro]

How I’m spending my summer in isolation

[evilbuildingsblog]

Video game building IRL

[thisismud]

“Where do you work?”

*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”

Oh down by

[governor--megatron]

Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”

Her: “Sure thing!  Where??”

Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*

[chatwiththeclouds]

My dear friend sent this to me I’m screaming y’all.

[chatwiththeclouds]

My dear friend sent this to me I’m screaming y’all.