I am a rowdy Christmas Elf.

Each night I blow off some steam before heading back to the North Pole.

[jettheelf]

Long Island girls be like "wine and painting party!" #elfontheshelf #barbie #winewednesday #paintingparty #monsterhigh

[jettheelf]

It was bound to happen. Sleep with enough barbies you'll eventually knock one up. #elfontheshelf #barbie #hadababyitsaboy #elf #home #ironman

[jettheelf]

Welcome to my shelf. Would you like an elf-arita! #patron #tequila #elfontheshelf #elfofftheshelf #barbie #minions

[jettheelf]

She must have called a thousand times.

[jettheelf]

First match on tinder. Can't nobody hold me down. Time to close the deal. #elfontheshelf #elfofftheshelf #tinder #barbie #merrychristmas

[jettheelf]

Hulk no like this elf. #elfofftheshelf #dadlife #paleo #elfontheshelf

[jettheelf]

Guess who's back? Jet the elf provides an imaginative look inside the holidays. #elf #babesintoyland #dadlife #elfofftheshelf (at Sandy Hook)

[jettheelf]

Don't touch me. #elfOnTheShelf #frozen #elsa #merrychristmas

[jettheelf]

Now that's how you shotgun a #pbr #elfstagram #elfontheshelf #darthvader #neverforgetkj

[jettheelf]

Welcome to the North Pole. Crystal flakes on Stage 1 #elfstagram #elfontheshelf #northpole

[jettheelf]

Baby it's cold outside. #elfstagram #pirates #princess #elfontheshelf #puppets

[jettheelf]

When you see it. #elfontheshelf #elfstagram #ididntsaypenisagain

[jettheelf]

Do you want to melt a snowman. #frozen #elfontheshelf #olaf

[guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan]

And you thought the elf on the shelf was already creepy.

[jettheelf]

Its an elf life.  Bring your elf to work day. 

[jettheelf]

Uh oh. #anaconda #elfontheshelf #afterhours #nikiminaj

[jettheelf]

Little doll, big dreams. 2014 happy endings Barbie. #elfontheshelf #afterhours #barbie