JEWAG ´_>`

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🍏་༘࿐ ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ ੭﹕ jake english enthusiast https://jewag.straw.page proship dni only call me jewag

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jake finally getting the alpha ceo boy toy of his dreams. he read a wattpad fic just like this once...,,,,,,,...🍎🍏

meant to make dave all 0///0 in this but it turned out green? this also happened in my mothers day comic and thats really funny. maybe being flustered makes him nauseous

dave would just mindlessly tell jake any interpretation jake has are correct and then jake would go ah-HA. strider will be most interested to hear this... bc ten years ago dirk told him that his headcanons were wrong. doesnt he feel silly now.... (dave is straight up lying btw)

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"would dad be supportive of june?"

probably. i think with women in the house he made young june lock in on being a gentleman"" and that impacted her a lot negatively. you will hold the door open for your sister and you will like it, mister. now he feels bad ab it

sent at the exact same time... i wonder if its a freak coincidence or if anon just wanted to clarify

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🥩 1 : Christ, why did you have to eat that meat like such a slob?

I chose meat to escape roxygen, naturally. isnt junes crush on roxy so random? GIGANTIC crush? since when?! it felt totally random to me idk. maybe i am too spider8reath pilled.... i hope this route isnt super boring, i remember it being super boring.

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‪i wish dads hemotype was ever so slightly blue so he would fit in with the rest of the jamily and their blue-green eyes. he looks so incongruous!‬

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so many requests for humanstuck!jade and davepeta! i am sorry to disappoint but i really have nothing. i wrote what little i have in the replies though!

guys lets all work together and by work together i mean let me steal your ideas

i cannot stress how evil i think davesprite probably is here he is setting fires i bet

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prologue

i didnt feel like drawing her leaving bc ive seen hella people do that already

The way junes typing quirk has changed to allow compound words & no random spaces makes me nauseous omfg you are so grown up get out of town i cant even

i was reading the epilogues with lidded eyes and when i saw june and rose interacting i sat up im not even joking

yes thats right…… it always starts with them, doesnt it……the sisters ever i will be offing myself

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//suicide

wonder if rose made empty suicide threats to her friends like she does to mom. i wish her self destructive tendencies were brought up more by the fandom. lowkey a vent so i dont care if this is ooc if im gonna be honest. i just wanted smt to work on for awhile

EDIT: i was really suicidal when i made this so if you could refrain from criticizing it in the comments that would much be appreciated. you can do that with my other works but not with this one. i genuinely just dont care if it is good or not and enough people have told me i didnt meet the bar and i dont careeeee!!! please stop

EDIT AGAIN!!!: you do not have to worry about me! i am on antidepressants now and this was made i want to say a month ago...? my queue on here is suuuuper behind. im doing fine!!!! i got help ♡ if you are feeling this way also i STRONGLY suggest you seek council too because someone loves you i am positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ppl saying they never saw rose as suicidal almost annoys me because i feel like you have to actively dislike her to not realize it. roses friends get concerned when she stops responding for like an hour or two. why else would they do that if she wasn't mentally ill

i know aradia wasn't talking about roses suicidal thoughts obviously just destructive impulses and self harm go hand in hand i think. wait the character who didnt care if she lived or died was..........suicidal .....? wh-what..... i need to sit down for a second.

ok i am being obnoxious i just love rose lalonde and barely anyone else does

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THE LONG AWAITED, INCREDIBLY EXCITING SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry about that by the way. i think if i make another 20+ part comic in one go again i will die :,T

in other news i have ibis premium now :o yay!

first part

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humanstuck au q&a lallapalooza extravaganza in replies. sorry if u wanted ur ask to be a 19 page comic my inbox was just getting soo cluttered! this is my spring cleaning :u

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soooo many requests for june in this au!!! but do not think i am only considering her bc people asked! ive always thought of this humanstuck adult egbert as june 😎 she is getting there.....

2nd part!

AND THANKS FOR 2K! !!!!!!!

what should i draw for 2k?!?!? i will maybe draw the most liked comment! ;O

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🦀 WOW I CANNOT BELIEVE IT IS 6/12 **TODAY!!!!**

happy birthday karkat vantas, who is really confused and wishes people would stop dropping stuff in his hands

dave would hate the fact karkat only celebrates his bday every three years bc he wants to publicly bask in vantas glory but also he wants that birthday— ........nuff said......

save my karkat playlist? <:)

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i hate it when old fics & comics make john and bro "unlikely friends!!! 😂" ..bc no they would not be ⁉️best case scenario john thinks bro is lame and worst case scenario he is his n1 hater and in 10 yrs hes going "sorry to bring this up again but i cant believe he—"

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"humanstuck equius and nepeta👀👀👀"

ugghhhhhhh FFFFIIIINNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! just beclaws i like doing requests

i try to lean more towards "show not tell" for this au but i dont intend on ever drawing equius ever again so here are my humanstuck equius visions, any real equius fans feel free to weigh in and do a better job than me

im starting to think jewag isnt the biggest fan of equius

pls send me more request/ask-blog esque messages i have actually always yearned to do an ask blog. when i told my friend i was gonna make humanstuck comics i framed it like i was gonna make an ask blog but i didnt know how to make that interesting so i didnt

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real!dave finding out hes queer organically by gallivanting with karkat on the meteor while davesprite realized wayyy earlier when they had nothing to do but mourn doomed!john

what if as a fandom we all accepted daves first boy crush was john and then he told karkat on the meteor and thats why karkat was like "dave are you still gonna be my friend who is a boy once john comes back?"

its funny to think of a couple who had the same crush as tweens

thoughts on the colouring in this one? i want to make my comics visually interesting but i am afraid it is too much / drowns out the lineart / just doesn't look too nice. advice/criticism would be appreciated!

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"how does rose feel abt john dating vriska?" & "how is vriskan doing?"

jade erasure sorry ill have her to something eventually probably

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why do you do the shit that you do man