I'm Here, I'm Queer

This is just a blog for all my rare ships and unappricieted shows. Feel free to talk to me about any of them, i'm on tumblr again years later coz i wanna be able to talk about them and i need more content :)

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30. DBH Star trek

rumpy space captain Gavin reed is in love with his half Vulcan first officer Nines. Nines has illogical feelings about his captain.

Doctor hank Anderson is friends with gavin, a kind of odd pairing to the crew but it works for them. Hank may be a little in love with connor, the twin of nines and unusually sunshine like for a Vulcan even just a half Vulcan. Connor had a multi step plan for winning over hank.

Tina chen is gavin best friend and of course smartest of the crew she as she is the best damn translator in the whole universe. She is a little in love with their ship engineer. Valerie morales is the ship engineer and has a crush on tina. Everyone tries to get her to ask tina out.

Chris is navigator and in love with delilah. She is gonna be an alien, dont know what yet.

Star trek as you never seen it before (maybe)

extra:

delilah was made up before octopunk gave us chris’s wife canon name but i’m keeping it coz it came from chris singing hey there delilah to her coz he is that in love

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29. DBH Thrown into the wrong world

A hero gets thrown from normal boring every day world into one of adventure and fantasy. That's the way it meant to go, so what do you do when the hero gets thrown into the normal world.

Gavin doesnt have much going on in his life, just work, drinks with friends and sleeping. Admittedly tina managed to get him into reading by just leaving a book at his, and annoying him until he reads it. But the secret is gavin was into reading when he was young. He never admit it but he always used to read and now all he has left was his favourite books, Nines. It followed the adventure of a boy called nines as he saved his home from growing evil. Gavin used to pretend he was there too, having adventures with nines.

 It was a dark, raining night when gavin was rereading his favourite book. A loud thud startle him out of the book. Going outside to investigate, he shocked to be jumped on by a tall pretty man in odd clothing demanding to know what he did to him.

 What do you do when ths story comes to you? Can gavin survive having the grown up version of his childhood crush in his life? Will nines find away back to his world? Will he want to go or will he be tempted to stay?

Find out in (undisclosed) weeks

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28. DBH Out of this world

He is in the bar when he sees him, downing the last of his drink gavin makes his way over.

"Hey do you come from outer space..." gavin suddenly slammed into the wall "now did you know?" The pretty man hissed, and gavin could think of nothing but "coz you're out of his world"

So turns out gavin used a cheesy space pick up line on an actual alien who doesnt know what pick up lines are so instead panicked that his cloaking device broke and revealed him as not human. All gavin wanted was to get pretty boy number, but instead he got an alien, who is even prettier when not disguised as human.

Are Aliens blue? Are aliens purple? Do aliens really sparkle like they have galaxies in their skin or is gavin just that gay? Will a pick up line ever work on nines?

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27. DBH Thumbelina Au

Amanda wishing for a child but no means to have one, makes a trade with a witch for a closed violet with the word itll bring her a child.

The flower blooms and there laying in the centre of the flower is a little boy. Over joyed she raises her little son until one night a toad stole him away while he slept.

It began a long adventure for nines, and many tricky situations.

Will nines ever go home? Will nines find love or will he be tricked into a marriage he does not want? Is tiny nines adorable? (Very)

Tiny nines. Sallow gavin. Flowers and magic

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26. DBH beauty and the beast au

vibes: Gavin is a grumpy beast. Nines a headstrong protective brother. Connor is a cinnamon roll that would fight no one but gavin (they're like two kitten that refuse to be nice to each other). Everyone is long suffering watching the three

Connor gets lost in the woods on the way to the city. He was just going to sell some of the goods him and nines made but a sudden storm struck and he got turned around.

Coming across an old castle, connor takes shelter in it after being let in by furniture that actually cursed humans. Unfortunately the prince of the castle was cursed into a beast and has quite the temper.

Nines worries when his brother doesn't arrive home when he should of. His brother's horse coming back without him sends him over. Quickly packing food, water and the few medical supplies nines convinces the horse to take him to connor.

When he comes to an seemly abandoned castle where his brother locked up, he makes a deal to trade himself for connor.

Except,

Connor refuses to let him do so and despite the beast best efforts, he just comes back to stay by his brother side after being thrown out. Either nines come with him or he doesnt leave.

How will the castle staff survive the brothers antics? Will the curse be broken by love?

Or is it too late for the beast?

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25. DBH Mermaid Nines

Summary:  Nines is a pretty blue glowy mermaid and Gavin's an grumpy policeman for a small town near a small lake.

There not such for a police officer to do in a small town. So when a particularly rough storm happens, enough to bring sea water over the rough small mountain range that separates their lake from the sea, gavin is in charge of looking. Checking no debris got throw over or sea creatures got injured and stuck on the rocks.

He wasn't expecting much, but even if he was expecting something, it wont of been this. The glowing blue stood out in the otherwise dull colours of the lake and its creatures. As did the unnaturally bright eyes and snarl on the pretty face. Gavin long stopped believing in fairytales but apparently he shouldbt of, seeing as there was an actual mermaid in front of him. An injured mermaid in a far too small lake for an ocean creature.

What will gavin do? Will he end up with more scars? Will nines get back to the ocean?

Find out the [redacted] in the month of [redacted]

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24. DBH One bed

Gavin decides to take nines on his first seaside holiday. It just for a long weekend but seems the bed and breakfast accidentally over booked their two bed rooms. There still a room but it only has one bed.

Will gavin keep his gay in check? Do androids cuddle in their sleep? Is this a curse or blessing in disguise?

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23. DBH The monster under your bed

Summary:  Monster nines, Gavin a baby that grows into a gay mess around nines

Monsters gotta work, and scaring kids in a classic one. One day nines assigned kid isnt scared no matter what he does. It doesnt make sense until one night heavy footsteps come up the stairs and gavin dives under the bed with nines.

How could one be scared of the monster under the bed when a worse one is just outside your room

That will not do. Nines deals with Gavin monster but in doing so gets called back for being too attached.

Many years pass, and despite what anyone tells him, gavin refuses to stop believing in his monster. He tries everything he can to find him. Nines has worked his way out to freedom. A free monster but no home. It doesnt matter to him, all he wants to do is just see gavin one more time and check he is okay. Of course gavin not gonna let him leave.

How will monster nines adapt to human life? When will gavin realise this is not just best friends feelings? Will tina let her disaster of a friend live that down? How much of a gay mess will gavin be before nines catches on?

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22. DBH Jurassic Park au

Elijah Kamski has brought dinosaurs back to life (theme park monsters ;) ) and needs experts to sign off on them so get the executives from cyberlife off his back.

Cue bring on board renowned Paleontologist twins Nines and Connor Stern by giving them enough money to fund their dig for next two years. They meet fellow paleontologist Hank Anderson and his son Cole on the helicopter ride to the island. Out of everything they were expecting, none of them thought of living dinosaurs.

Chief of security is gavin Reed a grumpy but charming (only if you ask nines) man. Tina the velociraptor handler, and amanda the representative from cyberlife. Todd is in charge of keeping everything running and his daughter alice is often there. Unfortunately Todd sucks and had agreed to steal jurassic parks secrets for money. With the most of the staff home for the weekend, and a storm brewing,

Will they all survive until the storm is over? Will todd get what he deserves? *spoilers* yes xD How much gay will happen?

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21. DBH Fuck homophobes fake dating

Amanda refuses to except nines is gay and still expects him to go to company parties and get himself a wife.

Hell no. With help of his friend tina, he hires gavin reed. Fake date for hire who promises to piss of your family. It perfect plan, he gets to shove the fact he is gay and that's not change in all their faces and gavin is expertly good at causing chaos for bigoted assholes.

This might be the best cyberlife party yet

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20. DBH Hunter Gavin

Gavin was raised a hunter, it what he was born to be. It thankless but at least he protects innocents from monsters. At least that what he was taught.

So what will he do when it turns out someone he was so sure was an innocent, someone he was falling for turns out to be a creature if the night. The monsters he hunts, but they're far from a hunter.

What will gavin do? Follow his heart or his training? Change with the world or be left behind in a time long gone?

One thing for certain, it will not be easy.

So come along on a story where one learns to see the world for themselves, and break through the toxic teachings given by abusive parents. Will gavin come out the other side or will he fail to break free?

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19. DBH Stay away from mushroom circles

A mood:  Gavin never listens but when you can get a pretty fae husband out of it, who would

Gavin been warned all his life to stay away from mushroom circles or the fae will steal him away and that's a fate worse than death.

Gavin stays away for a long time, until he cant take his town anymore and needs some air. Deep in the woods he finds mushrooms circles and a pretty man. Careful not to get trapped, gavin talks with the fae.

Will this turn out to be everything he need? Will his fae save or doom him? Is there anything gavin wont do for a pretty face?

Find out an undetermined amount of time later

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18. DBH Mermaids

What happens when outsiders are spotted?

Twins connor and nines are on patrol together when they spot a couple of injured mermaids with the oldest one protecting them. It only a matter of time before another set of mermaids find them, and that wont be pretty. So, risking their necks by doing so, they open up their home to the three of them..

Will this cause nothing but trouble or could it be the start of something beautiful?

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17. DBH Little Red Riding Nines

vibes:  Time for some gender fuckery with nines and rugged wolf gavin

Nines has always been different but he didnt particularly care as long as his older brother loved and supported him. Which of course connor did. Connor even gave him a lovely red dress along with a red riding hood for his birthday.

It just so happens he wearing this when he catches a bad big wolf eye. Well not so big, and perhaps not so bad too.

Will nines flirting get him in danger? Is the wolf all that the rumours make him out to be? Will love happen or will outside forces try to tear them apart before that happen?

Time out next time on things that maybe will exist one day

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16. Werewolf Gavin and Vampire Nines

Nines was fairly young as vampires go, and truly he didnt care much for the view of all werewolves should be killed if you find them in a situation where they're vulnerable and it wont bring the trouble of hunters. Then you have to kill them. As far as nines cares, werewolves leave him alone, he'll leave them alone.

Unfortunately for nines, that approach was not going to work. Gavin, recently kicked out of his pack and worse for wear of course didnt react great when a vampire started to come towards him in that state (nines normally would of been able to tell but well gavin smelled so good that the werewolf scent didnt seem important).

Only after a quick scramble where gavin really knew he pin the vampire far too easily giving his state. Even more confused by the fact he apparently wasnt looking to kill him or suck him dry but would in fact happily let the wolf kill him if he was allowed just a little taste of his blood. Gavin growled at that, this vampire wasnt allowed to die. With dawning horror gavin uttered "mate?"

"Why yes, I believe we are"

Extra info:

I have many ways I like vampire and werewolf dynamics. This one they're natural enemies and both vampire and werewolves have mates, basically made for one another and they're stronger together.

Werewolves can tell mate by scent

Vampires by blood, the scent can give it away but it only when tasting is it confirm that is one is there mate.

Mate for werewolves make them stronger, faster, better senses, they basically power each other up.

Same for vampires in a way. They're made better coz their mates blood feed them better, taste better, makes them need less food and also bonds them.

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15. Adem and Lockie plot

In the shocking world where Crowley and aziraphale haven't gotten together yet. bacon and threondial also haven't. Lockie and adem join forces to get their parents together with their love.

It does not go well. It a chaotic mess but will war come to the rescue and help bring in the chaotic energies of adem and Lockie in order to get a working plan? Will crowley and aziraphale admit they're in love? Will bacon and threondial start dating?

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But if you loved me, Why’d you leave me?