Daily Writing 4: Curse of Balgora(Eventually)
Okay so theres a tiger and it has a detective hat but heres the twist, it isnt a detective.
It's actually a character actor trying to prepare for an audition, but it severely misunderstood the role. They were looking for somebody to play a plumber. Now, plumber doesnt sound very similar to detective but tigers cant read, cause y'know, they're tigers.
Also its not a great actor, it screws up every audition  by mauling at least all of the judges. Are they called judges, those people that decide if the act? The casting co-ordinators? That sounds right, i should google that, maybe, who knows, im super lazy to do that.
What about that new actor? You know the one, the one on all them tvs, probably has a a kickass ambiguous name like Flantine Tampwas Sigier. Fancy bastards those hollywood folk.
He's also a tiger, and a she, dunno why i wrote he, guess i just dont see gender. Guess i'm better than you, haha! Thats not a joke haha by the way, thats a mocking haha, im mocking you ,you foolish fool!
This is awful, i really need something to happen.
As the mighty Balgora rose from its pulsing vessel, blood spurting from the freshly opened wound, Matsuka realised he had made a terrible mistake. The curse was never placed there in order to prevent humans from stealing its power. It was to keep them safe.
He reflexively drew his sword, only dimly aware that half of it had been broken off merely opening the structure.
A screech blasted through the air, the shockwave almost big enough to take him off his feet. Forcing his body down into a low stance, he waited for his arm to stop screaming in pain, opting it best to ignore it instead of waiting for it to heal.
The beast stood a full 4 heads taller than Matsuka, and he would have to aim high to even get close to its heart. He picked up speed, channeling all of his nanites into his feet, pushing harder against where the floor used to be.
He jumped. Thrusting his blade deep into the chest of Balgora, he felt powerful, he felt heroic, he felt... off. Balgoras chest was pushing back, like it had some innate defence system in place.
Was this the power of Magic?
Could science only come so far?
A scream escaped his mouth as he pushed with all his effort, the nanites in hist body forging themselves into the blade, slowly reconstructing it as his body began to tear itself apart.
Balgora let out another almighty screech as the blade grew deeper, and blood sprayed from the wound. It swung its arms down to grab the blade but as it made contact its hand were destructured.
A bright light began to shine from where the blade penetrated Balgora, slowly building up until there was a large shockwave, blasting anything within a 3 mile radius.
As the light dimmed and the smoke began to clear, the image of Balgora slowly began to appear.
"No..", gasped Itsuki. She raised her bow, and slowly, tremblingly, she began to take aim. She steadied her gaze, but, as the smoke cleared more, she realised Balgora had ceased to move, and its arms were missing.
In their place stood the unarmed form of Balgora, with a mighty blade carved into its chest, both ash white.
A new seal had been gained that day, and a mighty hero lost, survived by the humans he had saved.
"...And thats why i dont think you'd be right for the role, you're a tiger!" His agent shouted at him.
2 days later he was foudn mauled to death in his office, a widl animal attack.
The Curse of Balgora was a cinematic flop, making less money than a hooker with a harpoon for a dick.
And as for Steve and Jewy, they've never been happier!
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