my bad

[jeyaar]

You would think 5 foot 9 women are the most persecuted people on the planet based on how they act

[jeyaar]

What we think is important isn’t. Time moves so fast. We couldn’t possibly know

[jeyaar]

Fuck it I’m a sneeze away from getting fired anyway. Almost 2 years didn’t make a single friend didn’t get shit done

[jeyaar]

Oh no just realized I haven’t seen one of my work homies in I don’t know how long

[jeyaar]

Zildjian special k custom dark ride 😍🤩

[jeyaar]

I lost 2 vintage raybans that I got for like 80 bucks each and now they are 300 dollars :( and the new version looks cheap and gay as fuck. Ts has been fucking me up for like two months I might fucking die in my sleep

[jeyaar]

Having a beard was impressive when we were all 22 and only one person had a good beard. At 30 it’s way more impressive if you can shave down to skin without a double chin

[jeyaar]

Even the best beard only serves to prove you can technically grow a beard. At best it hides the chin of a super fat guy. If your facial hair isn’t kept or it’s too thin it looks shitty bro sorry nothing I can do about it you should shave that nasty ass shit. Fat ass pimple face is more respectable tbh

[jeyaar]

I’m glad we are all getting over the millennial obsession with beards all your beards look fucking awful

[jeyaar]

Stickers on the side of a mini fridge

The sloshing of a water bed

Bearded dragon in the corner of the room

Music that will stay with me for the rest of my life

Watched celebrity death match on tv

It was too much for me

[jeyaar]

I heard the words “4th of July” this morning and bawled like a little baby

[jeyaar]

3 days goes by in the blink of an eye when you’re nuts

[jeyaar]

I am losing a duel to a cricket

[jeyaar]

I am stupid and spiteful

[jeyaar]

[jeyaar]

Give me the poison I will drink it

[jeyaar]

We chattin they’re a good listener