...as I walk from earth into eternity

Used to be a random mix of stuff, now about 99% Star Crossed Myth

[jezebel-in-hell]

Amazon execs, if you were wondering why sales for rings with stars on them just shot up 5000 percent, you can thank SCM fans.

[zodiacspot]

Fun zodiac facts here!

[ahahah-zed-blog]

TONIGHT WE HONOR THE HERO! 

[jezebel-in-hell]

This is basically what dating Ichthys would be like, I think.

[jezebel-in-hell]

Um... OK?

[urinamoon]

Zyggy sequel…… I’m ready (*≧艸≦)

[jezebel-in-hell]

I didn't think it was possible to physically fall in love with a 2 dimensional fictional character. But then that pic happened. My poor heart :, (

[jezebel-in-hell]

(He can't even peel an apple without making it look like a potato.)

[zodiacstoriesblog]

[officialunitedstates]

im sorry if the fact that I know 1.7 languages is threatening to you

[un-ionizetheradlab]

Cyrillic alphabet - in both cursive and print!

[jezebel-in-hell]

If You Give a Girl a Star God

Zyglavis: your place is a mess

Zyglavis: omg that's not how you pack a suitcase

Zyglavis: when was the last time you dusted in here

Zyglavis: really REALLY you're not folding your pants the right way for maximum packing space omg do I have to SHOW you

Me: I asked for a god and they gave me a nagging mother-in-law wonderful

Zyglavis: did u say something hoomann

Me: no

Me: you know what you're right i must be an idiot goldfish cracker why don't you just SHOW me

Zyglavis: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK so first you fold along this side like this-

Me: *listens to him yammer away while doing my packing for me*

Me: (sucker)

[jezebel-in-hell]

Seriously Zyg? It's been A YEAR. I realize that's not much time to you gods but clock's a tickin' over here. Just tell me there will be sex in the sequel. That's all I ask for, Voltage. Naked Zyglavis and maybe finally a head to toe pic of his God form.

[jezebel-in-hell]

No not really Ikky... Maybe you should read more. ;)

[uniqenassir]

[jezebel-in-hell]

Meanwhile, Voltage subtly mocks its entire user base…

[enrique262]

Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin (9 March 1934 – 27 March 1968), the first human to journey into outer space.

[finnyoakstar]

Grandpa Zyglavis Hates Shopping Day

I legitimately have no excuse for this shit. But, c’mon, y’all know that Ichthys would try every single time they had to go shopping on Earth to get Zyglavis to buy taiyaki. 

And then Grandpa Ziggy would get pissy and Ikky would toss it at him and RUN.

Credit: Zyglavis images 1 & 2 from yukinojowifey1: [x] (because it was impossible to find them without text and this is a perfect post) Zyglavis image 3: it’s from my own post lol Taiyaki image from AliExpress: [x] “Grandpa Hates Valentine’s Day” by Brandon Rogers: [x] All images of Zyglavis belong to Voltage Inc.

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[jezebel-in-hell]

Lol Momma Ziggy looks so natural I didn't even realize it was a shop at first.

I didn't know you could get tayaki at AliExpress! I have been waiting for a solo trip to NYC to try some. I have to try it on my own because the boyfriend hates Asian food... Although he is Indian... Which is in Asia... Idek.