𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊

[knightofawsten]

@hchqstarters​

on may 22nd, my skin care line hit it’s one year anniversary and i couldn’t be more thankful to all my fans who bought the products. i hope they all enjoyed them and this is just a special moment in my life. what’s a big accomplishment you hit in your career this year that you’re still in awe about?

[jezzyshq]

oh damn, i need some new skin stuff for my shining face, think you could recommend it to me? i don’t think career wise since i haven’t done much but film this year but i did accomplish eating two packs of oreos in one day, talk about a huge milestone for me.

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: good. then i'll just go for the face then

romee: OKAY so you tell me what YOU think should go in a smoothie then?

romee: for YOU maybe. for me? no thank you. i'd rather sleep. or watch actual good shows. you know.. with a good plot. good acting. not that cringe worthy. INTERESTING.

joe: leave my face alone

joe: berries, juice both pineapple and orange, maybe spinach depends on the type of cleanse, ice, banana, chia seeds and cocoa powder!

joe: it is a good show don't judge a show by its genre!

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: more sensitive than your feelings?

romee: you just haven't had it in the right way. it doesn't have to be as bad as you make it out to be

romee: nah. i'm good with my documentaries and watching friends on repeat :)

joe: yes i have feelings, leave me be.

joe: there is no right way wtf, weird kale eater, be gone

joe: okay you have taste but watching the bold and the beautiful is top tier taste

[margerob]

So, we’ve got a new Twilight book and a new Hunger Games book and now I’m waiting for a new Harry Potter book. Write a series on the Marauders Era, J.K Rowling. Or what happened after the war. Just something. I need to get excited about buying a new Harry Potter book again. It’s been too long. What’s something you all wish was coming back? A TV show? A movie? Anything! Hit me with it. @hchqstarters​

[jezzyshq]

What year is it? who freaking knows, I hope there isn’t more Harry Potter though, I don’t want it to suck...I love that franchise and I don’t want it to be ruined for me like everything else that gets done again. Oh damn, trick question but I kinda miss Friends.

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: wait... i gotta decide.. i'm choosing between, strangling you, punching you or never speak to you again.

romee: fuck you're on to me.... guess that's the kale plan down the drain

romee: oh i thought you were describing yourself there for a second and i was like? i already know this joe?

romee: i'm still not going to watch it. i'll just have you to update me, to save myself from the secondhand embarrassment.

joe: wow a woman who likes it rough, you're insane. just don't touch the face, it's sensitive alright?

joe: good, so it should be down the drain, the only place kale belongs is the trash

joe: ha ha very funny.

joe: :( you're missing out

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: and you're saying i don't?

romee: you just have to be smart about it. i'm not just gonna give you a bowl of kale and force you to eat it. just face it- it will happen. you will eat that kale.

romee: that fucked my brain over and i think i need a nap just from hearing that plot let alone. who the fuck comes up with that? she'S MARRIED TO HER UNCLE.

joe: yep, what you gonna do?

joe: you're trying to poison me, how DARE you

joe: ITS A GOOD SHOW, it sucks you in, it's lame, cheesy, the acting is terrible but the plot twists are crazy. yep, wild huh? now i have to wait til next week to see what she does.

[mostlyfate]

Joe Keery ♡ I like to write stories. I like history. If this hadn’t worked out the way it had, odds are I would be still working at a bar trying just as hard to make something happen. The chase is an equally dull and incredibly exciting time.

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: do you really want to fight me ?? you got it. i'll be there. prepare, to go, DOWN!

romee: still my life mission to get that down your throat. i'll make it happen. one way or another.

romee: yes to die for. aka i would rather die than watching them. but you do you boo. i'm not going to judge.

joe: i have muscles, i could kick your ass in a thumb war roo

joe: kinky, but never ever will you do that to me i will run away, i'm probably faster than you, even if your legs are longer, mine are powerful

joe: you need to not judge it, this one woman is trying to kill her husband because he slept with her sister but it turns out he's her uncle!!!! plot twist

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I agree

romee: and you know i'll be the one to happily snap you out of it with your own arm

romee: no but you might need a chaser. when the tequila hits that kale

romee: they do ??? i just think they are extremely cringy tbf

joe: you're just looking for a excuse to fight me, meet me in the parking lot in an hour, let's see who's boss!

joe: the KALE? what the fuck i ain't putting no kale near my throat please and thanks

joe: they are cringy, but the damn plot twists are to die for, literally

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: how about when bambi's mom died? or when tod got left in the fox and the hound?

romee: i could actually see that happening to you. 100%. has it? and you're just not telling me? or is it a thing we're like.. waiting to happen

romee: now that sounds like my kind of smoothie. best way to start the day

romee: life i suppose.

romee: how about you? anything heavy on your heart last night?

joe: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT FOX AND THE HOUND EVER

joe: i fall down a stairs and go insane and have a tea party? demanding people call me mrs nesbitt? i can see it too

joe: always, you need the little umbrella too

joe: nope, i did watch daytime soap operas though, gets you right in the heart

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: i wouldn't know, i haven't seen it. no fighting please. i wouldn't want to embarrass you. YOU ARE HEARTLESS.

romee: you're not the real thing. you're an action figure. you are a child's play thing!

romee: trust me, so was my morning drink. the tequila only comes out that early when necessary.

joe: i cried when raja the tiger got left behind when jasmine and aladdin went on the magic carpet ride

joe: mood is when he tries to jump the stairs and falls and his arm breaks off, me

joe: a breakfast smoothie with a hint of rum please

joe: oh damn what’s on your mind to cause a tequila shot at 9am?

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: i'll keep quiet on my opinion of that franchise. i mean disney movies are just it. tell me about it! although stick firmly to the fact that nothing has ever made me more sad than mufasa's death.

romee: right ok ok.. with your forming, one could begin to wonder. agreed though. and just the fact that it's THE tom hanks? you've got a friend in me, will forever be one of the best songs there is.

romee: well i could ask YOU the same thing about yesterday :))

joe: what’s wrong with star wars? do i have to fight you? i have a plastic light saber i’ll use it! okay that too, i didn’t cry though i know, heartless

joe: YOU ARE A TOY YOU CANT FLY

joe: i didn’t invite you because my thing was more of a lonesome drinking on my own thing, i wouldn’t drag you through that shit

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: oh yeah of course. am i even surprised? typical manly man and all that. i'm sure you've cried to titanic or something though.

romee: are you still talking about the toy story character or what? i'm sure he does- but he is yet to match up against me. i've got some skills too you know.

romee: actually am not. but i'll act like it, to not hurt your feelings. morning margaritas for the win joe. you're missing out.

joe: my fav movies are star wars obviously but i’m also a sucker for disney movies, when simba banishes kovu from pride rock in the 2nd lion king movie? i was crying like a baby

joe: yes? he’s amazing. but i like woody better, buzz was too cocky sometimes

joe: morning???? who drinks margaritas in the morning? and why wasn’t i invited?

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: exactly... it's actually a very weird movie. and sad.

romee: buzz has got nothing on me. i'm about to rule this bitch.

romee: you forgot you had a phone? damn joe.... now while it's a lame ass excuse, i won't question it. how much alcohol did you consume though?

joe: i’m more of a action, boom boom explosion movie kinda guy. exhibit a) diehard and speed

joe: damn girl, don’t think my boy buzz has no game because he does. he’s more than a very talented toy

joe: i did, you’d be surprised. today? none, yesterday? a few glasses

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

romee: ghost..... that’s one heck of a movie- isn’t it? kind of weird. but ay patrick swayze🥵

romee: i could say the same thing about you 🙂 ghoster that is..

romee: yeah i figured i need a change of career. actually launching off on friday. for six months at the international space station.

romee: how about you? what’s your excuse?

joe: isn’t that the movie where the sexual pottery scene or something? like they’re making a giant peen

joe: oh damn look out buzz lightyear! watch your back

joe: my excuse is purely alcohol and the fact i forgot i had a phone

[jezzyshq]

°⋆✉ 𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄～𝐉𝐎𝐄

joe: hey ghoster

joe: ghosty ghoster.

joe: you fell off the face of this earth what happened? did NASA hire you? since when?

[hctelsayre]

I’ve always been into musicals, but since doing Valley Girl i’ve gone hardcore musical theatre nerd. I sing in the shower. I do carpool karaokes. I bust my ass rollerblading and I heard the violins start to cry and I break out into song. You get the image- but I never heard musical podcasts were a thing until this weekend! I seriously didn’t until I came across this musical called 36 Questions and…my life has been changed. That’s all I can say. Somehow I didn’t think I could become more of a hopeless romantic and also be so scared of love at the same time. But fair warning- if I start asking you questions and you fall in love with me, that’s not my fault. That’s on a psychological study by Arthur Aron that needs to be tested. Pursue with caution. But hey i’m Chloe! I have knowledge on more than musicals but…you know, current interest. @hchqstarters​

[jezzyshq]

We all go hardcore musical theatre nerd sometime in our life, sometimes it never comes out of us, going on ten years now, growth. Mind you I haven’t been in anything since college, wonder if that will ruin my rep huh? Even if I’m a terrible dancer. Are there even questions that can make you fall in love with someone? I heard of the whole “oh hey I like pizza - where the hell have you been all my life” trick but beats me, I’m intrigued. Nice to meet you Chloe, what other things do you know? the alphabet backwards?