you've got one dance left

bret m. dreschler. originally from essen, germany. i surf occasionally, but i drum more often.

[confessmessina-blog]

do you think wilhelm knows he has a secret admirer?

(via confessmessina)

He does? I want to meet them!

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: you're funny as fuck.

Bret: Thank you!

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: thank god.

Bret: It is nice to know all three of us grasp the concept of homosexuality.

Bret: I am only playing.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: i really fucking hope your friendship with her is different than your friendship with me.

Bret: Well, I do not want to kiss Alice, for a start.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: yeah but i hate her.

Bret: You don't have to be her friend. You just have to be my friend.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: ugh, does she have to be?

Bret: Yes! I love her.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: you've been spending too much time with alice.

Bret: Yes. Alice is my best friend.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: ha! alright, cocky.

Bret: You said it first!

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: now you're just being cute.

Bret: It is true!

Bret: But I am cute. That is also true.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: yeah well.

Dennis: you're a good thing.

Bret: Dennis :)

Bret: You're my good thing.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: nah

Dennis: it's a good thing. promise.

Bret: Good.

Bret: I'm glad you think I am nice and that it is a good thing.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: that's just cos you're too nice

Bret: Is that a bad thing?

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: see i never bet on ashleigh but that's just cos she hates it when i don't

Bret: So you do it to antagonise her?

Bret: I will never understand.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: fuck. don't know who i'm more fucking scared of.

Bret: I think Rosy. But I always bet on Rosy :)

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: she's a scary bitch

Dennis: sorry

Dennis: *scary lady

Bret: Do not say sorry to me. Say sorry if Ashleigh ever catches you.

Bret: Or Rosy, for that matter.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: it was fine up until i shoved it in ash's face so she'd look at it.

Dennis: now i can't feel it.

Bret: This is why you do not underestimate Ashleigh.

[jfcbret-blog]

TEXT: DENNIS

Dennis: yeah? i had fun too

Dennis: even the reef cut was kinda worth it

Bret: This is why you do not underestimate the ocean!

Bret: But I hope your cut is alright.