Dee's vault of the unexpected

Drawings. Pixelart. Anachronisms. Unrelated Nonsense

[deeliteyears]

I've seen your "shitty camera" photography on BlueSky. I especially loved those monochrome green Polaroid photos you took. I wanted to pick something like that up. My ex still has a Fujifilm Instax Mini 8 camera buried away somewhere and I wanted to use it for that. But I was wondering if you know of any "shitty cameras" that are currently still being manufactured?

only saw this one now....^^"

There are several.... on the analog side mainly Lomography and Polaroid.

As for digital... there are soooooo many toycams and similar "lousy" digis available at many places. Also Kodak just released a second edition of the Charmera. (neat lil thing!)

[deeliteyears]

Have you ever done any artwork on the Commodore Amiga? If so, do you have any examples?

Sadly nope.... first I'd need an Amiga^^

Anybody wanting to gift me a VideoToaster? xD

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[posthumanwanderings]

Metal Slader Glory (HAL Laboratory - NES - 1991)

[sailorfuncomics]

Barbie - "The Goodbye, Summer!! Chapter"

The long-forgotten Barbie manga by Rene Kiyohara! In this chapter, which originally appeared in the September 1984 issue of shoujo magazine Hitomi, Barbie and her friends celebrate the end of summer with a fireworks party.

Please don't repost without credit.

[15idiots]

[soulspark]

[scipunk]

Stargate (1994)

[deeliteyears]

More Reflx Lab 800T

[mrbopst]

[rabidrodent]

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[tani-xd]

Hibari! For the video, I liked that trend a lot and I decided to do it with her, shes so cute and I feel very paternal towards her. I wish the manga and show were way less problematic though lol, she should have more fanarts here on internet, I miss her,

I don't like the last one that much though, is a bit older and I was really stressed when drawing her at first because I wasn't able to capture her cuteness, so that forced me to study a lot...

Thanks Hibari, i'm really proud of the first illustration though! I like it!

[pikurusu00]

[deeliteyears]

I love my new SLR (Minolta X370s)

shot on ReflxLab 800T

[ladymahou]

[badgersandbees]

Every single non trans woman who proclaims to be an ally absolutely needs to be posting about how goddamn transmisogynist staff is.

Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.

We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.

By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.

Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women

Tumblr staff and CEO Matt Mullenweg want trans women in need to not be able to post their fundraisers, meaning they are okay with these women dying.