I am not a guppy!

You make me feel alive And I'll love you Until the end of time. Flounder Daye. 16. Sophomore at Walt Academy.

[jfcflounder]

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas because it's so freaking cold. I can't even sing right with this sore throat.

[donatellosfm]

Hey don’t knock you’re skills yet, bae! You could be like the secret greatest artist of our time but you’ll never know unless you try. I mean, Bambi could teach you he’s amazing at drawing. Brush up on your skills and all that. Please, i’ll love ya if you get me a damn rock and I will love that damn rock forever. Oh whatever! I do not. Honestly, Flounder Ryan Daye, I tell you every day, but you are a peach. You’re sweetest is gonna be givin’ me cavities or something if you don’t stop.  

[jfcflounder]

I have hope in myself, love. Even if I have to resort to drastic measures of dragging Louie to help me. Honestly, I don't know if he'd want to teach me. I'm not gonna give you just any rock unless it's a diamond. Well, my love, I think I like hearing it. Just like I love hearing that you love me and that I love you. I'll make your gift awesome. It is our first Christmas together. I want it to be special.

[donatellosfm]

Oh whatever! I’m probably the easiest person to buy a gift for thank you very much. But imma give you a hint I don’t really care for shiney expensive things. Gifts from the heart are way better. Or anything music related is rad too. Happy hunting, guppy.

[jfcflounder]

I'll just draw you something then. Ha! I can't draw I'm kidding. Oh God, I'm going to be so terrible at this. Hopefully, you'll still love me after you get it. It's not easy to shop for you because I want it to be absolutely perfect and awesome because you deserve it.

[donatellosfm]

Ya’ll, as much as I love Thanksgiving I am too pumped for Christmas. I just wanna skip November and get to the most wonderful time of the year already.

[jfcflounder]

Let's not skip November because it gives me one more month to pick a present for you. You're a hard girl to shop for, babe.

[wallyaxiom]

Little bit? Nah. I hear it from Oliver all the time! You get used to it, but yeah I see where you’re coming from. That’s not typical ring you get in a cereal box.

[jfcflounder]

Well, I'm not used to it. Well, maybe a little, Rajah is way better than me and I'm sure she knows it. Someone said that to me once. I was offended too. But hey buddy, how have you been? 

[whydidyoutakemeaway]

Funny.

[jfcflounder]

I'm hilarious, I know.

[wallyaxiom]

Little violent there aren’t we, blondie?

[jfcflounder]

Little bit. It's offensive, man! Imagine if someone told you, "Well you just run really fast."

[whydidyoutakemeaway]

Probably not, he’s an asshole most of the time.

[jfcflounder]

We're all a little rough around the edges. I was no better when I joined the corps. I feel like you'd miss him more than you let on.

[jfcflounder]

The next person who says my ring isn't useful is getting it. Giant green boot will change your mind.

[justonelouieduck-deactivated201]

There’s a concept to living? Bang bang and you’re dead. At least I would be if I could die. Rest in peace young lonely soul! 

[jfcflounder]

There's so many things wrong with you. Us normal people die, Lou. All the time. We can't take a sword in the esophagus and live. That's exclusive to you.

[whydidyoutakemeaway]

Feel free to take him off my hands.

[jfcflounder]

Hey why not? There's so much to talk about with a raccoon! Maybe he'd be a good Lantern.

[justonelouieduck-deactivated201]

"Sweet  Chimichangas! You failed me BRAIN!" The boy stared at his report card. He couldn’t believe he had failed something like health class. "Of course I failed health. Stupid voices" 

[jfcflounder]

You're insane, man. The concept of health and living fails you. Flounder chuckled. He'd never get used to Louie's weird ways.

[whydidyoutakemeaway]

I’ve spent the last day and a half arguing with a raccoon.  What am I doing with my life?

[jfcflounder]

Sounds like an awesome life. You know a raccoon that talks. Pretty awesome.

[jfcflounder]

Homecoming!

[oneoftheducks-deactivated201501]

I do not think it is absolutely necessary but it adds to the cuteness and tradition of it all.

[jfcflounder]

Well, I definitely want it to be more memorable, you know? So maybe I'll invest in one.

[wallyaxiom]

If you want to! It’s totally optional. 

[jfcflounder]

I think Rajah would like it if I gave her one. Though I have given her a lot of roses. It's not too much, is it?

[jfcflounder]

Wait, do we get corsages for homecoming?