[extended sounds of tomfoolery]

they/them

[thebisexualwreckoning]

They’re so funny let’s all read the book called ‘the book that kills you’ from hit audio drama ‘do NOT under any circumstances read the book called ‘the book that kills you’’.

[frazzledrazzled]

relistening to Magnus Archives season one and this is literally how every episode starts:

"statement of Michael Guy, regarding the many murders and disappearances of his family. Statement begins: (soft voice) There are things they don't tell you before working at a gay night club 😔"

[janitorjuliann]

there rly is something so special about re-listening to early king falls am with the full knowledge of sammy's whole Deal. you're a radio presenter who is clinically depressed and desperately trying to find your missing fiance who you're pretty sure went missing due to supernatural phenomena you, a die hard sceptic, don't believe in but your new cohost does, a guy who's rapidly becoming your best friend despite your deeply repressive nature due to a lifetime in the closet, a guy who reminds you of your missing fiance so much and you're dealing with all THAT mess of emotions but you can't tell him about any of that (due to your repressive nature) and every day you wonder when it will become too much for you. but also there's a pet psychic and she has a message from your childhood dog.

[janitorjuliann]

while im talking about king falls am. its so fucking funny in retrospect how quickly sammy becomes a genuine political agitator in this small town like. sammy when he packs up his whole life and moves to king falls on the desperate hope that jack is here only to find absolutely no trace of him:

[honestlytoomuch]

Id: meme of an old man shrugging. Text reads "guess I'll fistfight the mayor." End ID.

[cldhead]

can i have a cigarette?

[cabinette]

OH. OH MY GOD.

THATS NOT ARTIFACTING. THATS THE BODY SWAYING.

HOLY SHIT.

[catgirlhell]

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

Tumblr and Wordpress to Sell Users’ Data to Train AI Tools

Internal documents obtained by 404 Media show that Tumblr staff compiled users' data as part of a deal with Midjourney and OpenAI.

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

[evilwizard]

everyone go enable this immediately. you have to do this individually for each separate side-blog. i cannot believe staff didn’t inform us about this before implementing it

[murderandcoffee]

thinking about avatars in pre-modern times…

a royal food tester (eats food to see if it poisoned or safe) who, after years of fearing that every meal will be their last, becomes an avatar of the end

a “witch” whose entire life was shattered and who was burned at the stake, who returns in a gout of flame as an avatar of the desolation

roving bands of trackers who slowly grew more bestial and separated from their villages, chasing ever bigger prey as avatars of the hunt

children branded as changelings who become avatars of the stranger

shunned bastard children who beguile their ways into the good graces of their rich parent’s family and gracefully claw their way to the top as avatars of the web

just… avatars in eras long passed. shaped by the world around them

[webtable]

i miss the dark, jonny sims. i miss her a lot, i'll be back.

[webtable]

truly a jack of all trades, the dark has its hands in everything and nobody blinks an eye. deep connections to both the vast and the buried despite their being foundational opposites because it could be a signifier of both too-open and too-close spaces. she's got a deep connection with the hunt in the form of the still and lightless beast. the blinding white light, or black nothingness, of a life coming to an end. the same gothic overtones as the web. could easily pair with the stranger because the less you see, the more your brain tries to trick you. nothing like sensory deprivation to make you feel deeply crazy and/or lonely. sickness, vermin, mold, and fungi all breed in darkness

she's media relations.

[jordankennedy]

Which character do you wish had had a more prominent role in season five? the obvious ones don't count

idk who “the obvious ones” would be but i mostly just wish we got to see more past statement givers again ESPECIALLY ones that likely would have been in charge of their own domains instead of being victims. i was shooting soooo hard for karolina gorka to come back

[jordankennedy]

season five should have been a live statement giver reality show

[t0tally-n0t-3m0]

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

[sasuketheeuchiha]

thinks about her (magnusarchives fallen london au)…………… (id in alt text)

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[itslookingback]

playlist for when ur listening to mag 160 for the first time

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[sel-jpg]

your archivist looks gnc (and fancy) af

[disasterzoo-inactive]

surprised i haven’t seen one for tma yet. fine i’ll do it myself

[disasterzoo-inactive]

[horngryeyes]

new the magnus archives game. which episode was released the closest to when you started listening to tma? i’ll go first. i started after season four finale and by the time season 5 rolled around i was caught up. if you started in season 1 you get a veterans discount