Breathless Words & Bloody Knees

Jeffery 'Hunter' Roberts Coastal Surge 2013 Music City 2013-2014 Bari/Euphonium RTN | QYB | KOBK

[online-cats]

How i prefer my cats to greet me.

[woifiecindy]

the british: you can’t start your own NATION

George Washington:

[gameraboy]

Jurassic Cookie

[teoami]

my life is better because of this. thank you

[thatsthat24]

Please tag your spoilers, I haven’t seen the movie yet

[wtftru-deactivated20130501]

[i-want-to-see-the-world]

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

[oldnewborrowedbluebox]

i have to admit so did i for a second there

[2000ish]

[insanityismichelle]

YO DRUM CORPS PEOPLE!

If you’ve marched, intend to march, or just post a lot of drum corps stuff, can you like or reblog this? I’m trying to actually make a cohesive list of drum corps blogs on tumblr.

[simplysfans]

[proudshinytidepods]

Im still not over it.

[bae-tay]

i don’t think i’ll ever be over this

[thislovecamebacktome]

i can’t fucking believe she actually stepped out in a ‘no its becky’ shirt though?!? like she literally had it made just to mess with us. wow swift, this was truly legendary.

[iankcory-deactivated20151001]

[dinuguan]

this is the new version of the old woman popping up in front of david robinson

[capacity]

I love guy

[clientsfromhell]

CLICK HERE!

Client: The final artwork you sent me just doesn’t work.

Me: What do mean by doesn’t work? Can’t you open the file?

Client: No I can open it fine. It just doesn’t work!

Me: You mean the design doesn’t work for you?

Client: Yes.

Me: It’s the same design as the one I sent you earlier today, which you agreed was fine. I’ve literally only added your Facebook and Twitter names.

Client: Yes that’s what doesn’t work!

Me: You don’t think the Facebook and Twitter fits in with design, is that what you’re saying?

Client: No it looks fine, it just doesn’t work. We want it the same as our website.

Me: I’m not entirely sure what you mean? The design does match your website.

Client: Yes but you can click the Facebook and Twitter on our website and nothing happens when I click on your file.

Me: The artwork I sent you is the design for your A5 flyer. The one you’re having printed.

Client: Yes but we want it the same as our website!

Me: You want me to put clickable links on your printed flyer?!

Client: Yes! Is that something that you can do?

Me: No.

[shysmitchell]

[educational-gifs]

How a beanstalk finds support.

[nikomedes]

#look at that fucking dumbass spinning around like an asshole

[somethingwittythiswaycomes]

I also flail around wildly until I find what I need

[dcivids]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZcvc4fdCp0)

Music City May 2015 Camp!

[fyeahmovieclub]

[signedfury]

realest plot-twist ever.

[jhratthebeach]

So I had a colonoscopy today, and had a lovely back-and-forth with one of the nurses

Nurse: Hi, I'm Myrtle the Magnificent.

Me: Wait, what? Like a magician or something?

Nurse: That's right!

Me: And for your first trick... You're gonna make the scope disappear, aren't you?

Nurse: Exactly! But do you know where it's gonna disappear to?!

Me: Is it my butt?

Nurse: It's your butt!

Me: I don't like this trick.

Nurse: No one likes this trick.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[pleatedjeans]

[dispone]

squad goals.