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@jigsandcats
im this dramatic
Eva Longoria is everything
Yet she can’t even speak Spanish 😂😅😂😅😂
That’s pride alright lmfao
She don’t have to, but don’t talk all that shit if you don’t even learn your own culture #lame
you were saying @dabeatnik???
ummm
“When I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didn’t speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we weren’t allowed to speak it.”
and also???
“… But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here it’s English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, ‘I really need to learn Spanish.’ So I did.“
idk how many people i’ve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they don’t speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. it’s unspeakably common and doesn’t in any way shape or form diminish someone’s claim to or pride in their heritage.
fuck that guy. you go eva.
lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like
Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it
is this post an example
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left
David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”
David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”
I haven’t stopped laughing at this
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Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it
Satisfaction.
I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.
American healthcare system be like
I️ fucking hate this
definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system
there, I fixed it
More like
I’m crying at the corrections done to it.
Let’s review.
YEP.
NOPE.
Yuh huh.
Nuh uh.
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Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared.