Juntoshi Fantasy

Juntoshi (jiimago＝じいまご) & Arashi screenshots captioned with fictious facetious text. Just a bunch of incorrect subs and telop (テロップ), those post-production text and images you see on Japanese TV shows.

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Oh so many captionable moments! Ohno’s face and body language in this cracks me up😂

I also had a little bit of fun with the middle children too. 

Aiba:  🚨🚨DANGER! DANGER! ...Ah, FML...

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This is the dynamic of Juntoshi/jiimago. Arashi’s oldest and Arashi’s youngest are just so damn cute together!! Humble, but talented AF Ohno flooding our ears with his beautiful voice to the point that our ovaries are about to explode. Jun just looking like he wants Ohno to pet his head, look back at him, or make a kissy face😘 or something, while they sing A・RA・SHI together for the last time before their hiatus.

Ohno:  ♪ 大きな翼を広げよう (ookina tsubasa wo hirogeyou)♪  

Jun has less than a second before they move away and he doesn’t extend his hand like the others, but he instead just stops and stares at Ohno with this goofy grin on his face. 

In my fantasy world of incorrect telops this is translated as:

Jun:   Oh god, marry me, Riidaa!

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Juntoshi Life Hack #3104

You know what is the optimal experience for consuming Juntoshi content? Listening to songs that have Juntoshi/jiimago duet parts while scrolling through Juntoshi/jiimago content (pics, posts, fics, whatever).

If you have not done this while listening to the first part of “Kimi no Yume wo Miteita”, you are missing out on a life-changing experience. That moment when their harmony comes through--utter perfection.

I feel like someone needs to go through all of Arashi’s 500 songs and identify the songs that belong on this playlist. We can call it “The Juntoshi Pornauditory Experience Playlist”.

Or if you just want the most delicious parts already trimmed out, there’s a medley that has a bunch of their parts compiled here by a super dedicated fan. Perhaps she can get our playlist started. Who’s got some other suggestions to add to our playlist?🙋‍♀️

Caveat: The only thing you start to feel after listening to this medley is you kinda want to hear the rest of the song after you hear their part. It’s like eating that first Juntoshi potato chip and not being able to have any more, but like changing Juntoshi flavors 20 times. 

Song list below with the English song titles:

Love so sweet

Love Rainbow

Up to you

Everything

Kokoro no Sora (心の空)

a Day in our Life

WISH

Tooku made (遠くまで)

Still...

Bolero!

supersonic

GUTS!

Kimi no Yume wo Mitetia (キミの夢を見ていた)

Summer Splash!

Wild At Heart (ワイルドアットハート)

Bittersweet

Love Situation

5x10

Breathless

Face Down

Don’t You Get It?

Tsunagu (つなぐ)

Sketch (スケッチ)

Beautiful days

Step and Go

Sugar

Ai wo Sakebe (愛を叫べ)

Lotus

Refrain (リフレイン)

Ari no mama de (ありのままで)

Dakishimetai (抱きしめたい)

One Love

Hana (花)

Tokei Jikake Umbrella (時計じかけアンブレラ)

Crazy Moon ~ Kimi wa Muteki ~ (Crazy Moon~キミ・ハ・ムテキ~)

In the Room (イン・ザ・ルーム)

Mascarade (マスカレード)

Hikari (光)

We can make it!

Fukkatsu LOVE (復活LOVE)

Find the Answer

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1000% fictitious Juntoshi captioning, mildly based on Sho’s overreaction that Ohno slept over at Jun’s place in the final episode of Shiyagare with Kuroyanagi Tetsuko interviewing them. I’ll let you decide if Sho’s broken heart comes from his love for Ohno or Jun.

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Here they go again--Juntoshi lovey-dovey antics with jealous Nino rolling his eyes.

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That’s Jun’s “I want crab cream croquettes and sauce” face.

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One set is Arashi’s fluffiest pairing, mirroring each other’s behaviors. The other is just prone to suggestion (and Nino’s hypnosis).

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Why does this man still look like such an angel at 37? Random emojis floating above the other members.

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I feel like you could have a decent drinking game with “Let’s take a shot whenever Jun puts his hand on Ohno’s shoulder”. Maybe since he wasn’t able to get as close as he normally does to Ohno due to the song set list, he felt an extra desire to rest his hand on Ohno’s shoulder. Now had “Love Situation”, “A Day in Our Life” or “Kimi no Yume wo Miteita” been on the set list perhaps it would have been quite the different story. I guess I am going to rewatch all their older concerts while I go cry a river 😢

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There was this account on tumblr that had all these funny sakumoto posts of these two being snarky to each other. I saw an opportunity to make my own little story. 

Jun and Sho’s eyes meet. Jun has an idea. 😈

Jun: I KNOW you saw me, bitch💢

Sho: Eh?💧

Jun: That’s right. Hands on your hips.

Aiba: Sho-chan??

Jun: Yaaaaaaas!

Sho: What am I doing? Wait, why am I doing this? What are you doing?

Jun: Getting you to spread your legs for the camera 😈

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This was a talk section that I totally just made up my own story to. 1000% fictitious Juntoshi banter. But I do remember Ohno saying once that Jun’s eyes draw him in like they’re mesmerizing (I think that’s what he meant). Jun does have lovely brown eyes💕

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This angle, that confident handsome face, one hand possessively gripping Ohno’s shoulder and the other forearm using Nino’s shoulder as an armrest, I see Doumyouji. They still all look super cute singing together like the close group they are. 

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Everyone was supposed to turn around and then move to the center. What does Jun do? He turns around super fast so he has pretty much half a second to just hardcore stare at Ohno. Why? Just because he wants to make eyes of desire at Ohno.