[coldtake]

[jimbleee]

So this one time I'm at lunch at my school a couple years ago and there's a short blonde girl in front of me. She was talking about her girlfriend, and said "MY GIRLFRIEND" real loudly. We live in a pretty conservative town, so a lot of people started looking. The blonde girl notices, picks me out, and says "Yeah, I'm lesbian. Got a problem?" I said the first thing that came to mind: "No, why would I? I like girls too." She laughed and that was how I met one of my good friends.

[jimbleee]

Student athletes have it rough man. I go through 18 holes a day and still have to find time for golf

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

[only1600kids]

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

[jimbleee]

what

[jimbleee]

Who the hell mows their lawn at 1pm on a Saturday? Don't they know that people are sleeping?

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[kawaiikeeks-deactivated20200707]

My

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

same kid, same

[jimbleee]

Me: I really need to stop swearing so much

Me five seconds later: Bitches ain't shit nigga

[jimbleee]

[jimbleee]

Any imgurians following me? If so, reblog and let me know your team. I got put on TeamZombie (The better team)

[jimbleee]

“Gif” is pronounced “Jif”,  and here’s why.

First off, this commonly cited piece of evidence: The creator of GIFs, Steve Wilhite, has publicly stated it. Source: http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/01/tech/web/how-to-pronounce-gif/index.html

I’m always getting roasted for pronouncing it “Jif”. The main thing that pisses people off is “IT’S A FUCKING ‘G’ NOT A ‘J’ YOU MORON”

Well, the following words start have a “g”, but are pronounced with “j”

-Giraffe

-Generate

-Gyroscopic

-Legit

-Insurgent

-Surge

-Emerge

-Giant

-Allegiance

-Germ

-Probably like 500 other words but that’s all I can think of for now

So it’s not only possible, but the CREATOR of the word, who should have the final say, states it. Imagine if you pronounced all these words with a hard “G”. Then we would be calling you guys fucking morons. That is all.

[akimiya]

Intended to be read from left —-> right

A very rough, short comic put together in 3-4 days because I wanted to experiment a little and practice drawing cats.. The original concept spawned from a thought that I tweeted a few days ago. 

I had to eyeball from stock photos for some poses of the cats since I don’t actually have a cat to reference (I’m mildly allergic… Much sadness). Although there are many mistakes artwork-wise, I hope some of you will enjoy! Thank you for reading. 

EDIT: If you enjoyed this comic, please consider purchasing a copy of the book that it is featured in! http://akimiya.tictail.com/product/up-until-now

[jimbleee]

GOD DAMMIT WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS IN MY ROOM

[jimbleee]

Donating blood for the first time today! I’m doing doubles and I’m excited

[jimbleee]

Didn't get to do doubles btw, since it was my first time. But hey, I did it!

[jimbleee]

Sorry I've been sorta inactive the last two days, I'll start the "once per hour" thing again tomorrow.

[hotboysofficial]

Was googling my competitor school when this happened

[jimbleee]

[jimbleee]

Donating blood for the first time today! I'm doing doubles and I'm excited