What If?

Let's be honest, most of this is topless men

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[kxte]

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

[don-t-let-them-catch-you]

Been in my queue for a year

[itreallysaid-us-navy]

I thought I’d come on tumblr this morning and see how long it would take for this post to appear. It was the 5th one down.

[love-for-boys]

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[straight-people-again]

I just remembered I once saw this video about a social experiment in Italy where an interviewer went around asking people:“What would you do if your son told you he’s heterosexual?”

And a lot of people replied that they would kick him out, beat him up and stuff like that

Absolutely no one showed in the video realized the interviewer hadn’t said “HOMOsexual”

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enough 

[sonofkrabkrab]

But they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time

[rejoiceandfalltoyourknees]

The weird thing about being a guy

You can’t really compliment other guys

I mean, you can but it’s like

Me: Wow, you have really pretty eyes

Other guy: woah woAH WHOA, is this hOMO I detect????? Are you trying to get in my pANTS??? Do you wANT TO SUCK MY DICK??????

[make--it--gayer]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

[ro-beau]

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

[sexemulators]

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[somespicyshrimp]

homophobes include:

travis. calls inanimate objects gay. repeats the ‘how do you view lesbian relationships’ joke at a gradually increasing volume. still thinks it’s funny.

briana. ships/fetishes any and all cute male characters. won’t be friends with lesbians because she doesn’t want them to hit on her. says lol too much.

rylee. kisses girls at parties in front of her crush and his friends. doesn’t think anyone should use labels because she doesn’t. it’s not cheating if it’s with a girl.

james. says lesbians need to know a good man when they find one. his crush is gay so he writes poetry full of cigarette metaphors about her. is a nice guy.

helen. her daughter came out over the holidays and helen doesn’t want grandma to find out. thinks she’s doing it for attention. wants to speak to your manager.

shannon. marriage equality is against god. reads blogs by moms of nine kids who write letters to their daughter’s future husbands. prays for helen’s daughter.

robert. refers to his infant son as a lady’s man. says he’s not a homophobe because he’s not afraid of gays he just finds it gross. played football in college.

sarah. hates the sin but loves the sinner. says she’s uncomfortable with lesbians in the girls’ locker room. has a bible quote in her instagram bio.

[praying]

[hotboyproblems]

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

[intoasylum]

[muslimmafia]

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling someone that their body looks like its “chiseled from marble” is considered a major compliment and telling a sculptor that his chiseled marble statue looks like real person is a major compliment.

[utteranonymity-deactivated20150]

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

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