Babysitter - Good morning sleepy head! *sniff* what’s that’s smell? Have you messed your diaper while your sleeping? 🤭Well, when your mummy said you were a bed wetter and had to be put in diapers for bed I could hardly believe that at your age but this is even worse than I thought!
Your mummy isn’t back for another week so we still have a lot of time together. I’m going to be putting you in daytime diapers too because babies who can’t be trusted to keep their diapers clean at night cannot be trusted to have stinky accidents in the day too and I’m not going to be cleaning one of those up!
Get your stinky bum onto that changing mat and I’ll clean you all up and put you in a fresh clean diaper for the day. No fussing, I’m in charge and you do as I say. I’m sure people at the zoo won’t notice your padded crinkly bottom when we go later😉
