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Sometimes I think life was easier when I was invisible. When my walls were up and I let no one in.

Then for a smallest of moments I felt special.

Turns out I’m not.

[jiminyneesham]

Don’t mind me, just screaming into the void. I’ve had big feels the last few days.

For the first time, literally ever, I feel lonely. It’s strange. I’ve always been so self reliant and introverted that I’ve never missed people so consistently. I’m craving physical contact in a way I’ve never done before. I NEED a hug.

But I also don’t know how to make friends or talk to people, I’ve always hidden away from forming new friendships (and maintaining old ones, all my friends picked me and won’t let go). Because I’ve never considered myself worth anyones time, I’m so terrified to take that step and to ask people to spend time with me because what if they hate me as much as I hate me?

When people are nice to me I assume there is an ulterior motive. So I don’t bother so they can’t hurt me later.

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Michael Holding: Josh Buttler

Me:

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Ground announcer: Mark Woods

Me:

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Commentator: Boyd Ranking

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Yashir Sah

Me:

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Tom Blundell: Pat Cummings

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Chloe Pipara

Me:

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Brad Haddin: Pete Hamscomb

Evie:

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Dad: Pat Cummings

Me:

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Matt Shirvington: Jos Hazelwood

Me:

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Ian Smith: Isha Goohow

Me:

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How much crying at work is considered and acceptable amount? Asking for a friend

[jiminyneesham]

I need someone to tell me NOT to watch drive to survive.

Please and thank you

[jiminyneesham]

For the record. I did it and then I bought a Lego McLaren F1 car…

[jiminyneesham]

Michael Holding: Josh Buttler

Me:

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Ground announcer: Mark Woods

Me:

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Commentator: Boyd Ranking

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Yashir Sah

Me:

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Tom Blundell: Pat Cummings

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Chloe Pipara

Me:

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Brad Haddin: Pete Hamscomb

Evie:

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Dad: Pat Cummings

Me:

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Matt Shirvington: Jos Hazelwood

Me:

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I need someone to tell me NOT to watch drive to survive.

Please and thank you

[jiminyneesham]

BOYFIES @unpublishableprivateliterature

[jiminyneesham]

Michael Holding: Josh Buttler

Me:

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Ground announcer: Mark Woods

Me:

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Commentator: Boyd Ranking

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Yashir Sah

Me:

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Tom Blundell: Pat Cummings

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Chloe Pipara

Me:

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Brad Haddin: Pete Hamscomb

Evie:

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Dad: Pat Cummings

Me:

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My job can be so rewarding and beautiful, but sometimes you just see the absolute worst of the human race and it honestly makes me want to cry

[jiminyneesham]

CAN WE PLEASE DROP JOE BURNS NOW!?

[jiminyneesham]

CAN WE DROP DAVID WARNER AND BRING BACK JOE BURNS NOW!?

[jiminyneesham]

Michael Holding: Josh Buttler

Me:

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Ground announcer: Mark Woods

Me:

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Commentator: Boyd Ranking

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Yashir Sah

Me:

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Tom Blundell: Pat Cummings

Me:

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Lisa Sthalekar: Chloe Pipara

Me:

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Brad Haddin: Pete Hamscomb

Evie:

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Rain?? in Sydney? Surely not

[jiminyneesham]

Just when I thought my 2020 couldn’t get any worse. I just had to listen to Amy Shark ruin Mr Brightside

[pontingmasterclass]

[jiminyneesham]

There has been some exciting cricket today, I think I need a nap

[tangledupin-blu]

“I’m so glad we signed Tom Cooper.” - said no Heat fan ever.