Jim'll Paint It

My name is Jim and I paint pictures for people for free using Microsoft Paint. If there's something you'd like me to Paint for you send me a message. It can be absolutely anything at all so use your imagination. I read and consider every suggestion but only have time to paint my favourites. If you would like to support the project you can buy T-shirts and such from my shop

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A tribute to 80s pop culture.

Hope you enjoy checking it out as much as I enjoyed making it.

Poster prints available here https://jimll.co.uk/products/1980s-art-print

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Teds Revenge Meeting

Requested by competition winners Katie, Dave and Andy

This is the long overdue custom prize paint for last year’s photo competition winners. The full request:

“The scene we envisage is a Teds Revenge Meeting! Bears have traditionally been hunted, but now they've had enough, and hunted turns hunter! So picture the scene of the inside of a hunting lodge, wooden walls, big majestic fireplace with roaring fire and huge board room type table with big high-backed chairs. This is the Annual Ted Revenge Meeting (maybe there's a banner above the fireplace saying something like that?). Superted is most definitely chairing the meeting. He's still wearing his supersuit, but he definitely needs to look a bit more Rambo too. He's pointing at the whiteboard/flipchart next to him. It's headed 'Most wanTED' and on it are all the pictures of the people/characters they're hunting and want revenge on.

Those that they've already knocked off have a big red cross through them. Texas Pete, Superted's arch nemesis, has been circled on the chart as next on the list. They've just got him. He's been tied up in his own lasso rope and is hanging upside down by it in one corner of the room looking seriously worried!

All the best famous teds are sat round the table at the meeting....

- Bungle from rainbow is there. He's looking pretty pleased because Geoffery's head is already mounted on a plaque above the fireplace. - There's an evil looking care bear who isn't paying too much attention to the talk being given because he's busy polishing his Rambo knife. - Yogi is there with his picnic basket (with the ranger tied up inside it) - Rupert is wearing his scarf, only it looks like it's been knitted out of entrails....! - Sooty is there, but we couldn't decide whether he'd be using the terrified puppeteer as the puppet on his hand, whether he'd just be holding some gruesome severed hand, or if the puppeteer would be running around the room missing an arm?! I think I'll leave that bit for you to decide

Now obviously it's a revenge meeting for TEDdy bears, but the other Teds in this world clearly feel left out and want to be involved, so they've come incognito/in disguise. Father Ted is sat there wearing some really rubbish bear ears and a nose and is angrily waving a picture of Bishop Brennan in front of him because that's who he wants revenge on. Ted Theodore logan from Bill & Ted has just arrived in the corner of the room in his phonebox.

So where do me and Dave come in? Well I thought we could be there sat round the big table too also wearing our really lame bear disguises (maybe just ears and a nose) looking a bit nervous and shifty as if we're worried we are going to be rumbled any minute!”

n.b. As Katie and Dave are both doctors I included a Jeremy Hunt hide rug as a bonus prize.

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Optimus Amazon Prime

As requested by Josie Hypatia Grounds

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Football coming home with a bucket of vindaloo to find his wife in bed with another sport

As requested by Louis Simmons

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EDD (The Duck) 209 goes wrong in a board meeting of 80/90's kids TV presenters. Andy Crane gets shot to bits, Andi Peters calls it a glitch and Philip Schofield look very disappointed.

Robin Hill

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As a devoted pog enthusiast it fills me with great joy to finally announce the arrival of 'Jimmos' - 100% official Jim'll Paint It milk caps!

Get the whole set for £25 including shipping

Limited Edition - only 200 sets worldwide

https://jimll.co.uk/products/jimmos

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In honour of the anniversary of Rik Mayall’s passing and Ade Edmondson being in The Last Jedi, I’d love it if you painted Flashheart as a Jedi master posing suggestively with a fully lit lightsaber while women of various species swoon over him. In the background Darth Vyvyan is beating Jar Jar Binks with a frying pan.

Tomos Martin

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Wacky Racists

As requested by Bangor Spruytenberg

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The Wu-Tang Clangers

As requested by Roland Whiteley

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Kenan and Kellraiser

As requested by Matt Sweetmore

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‘Kittens. Just a big group of kittens goofing around mate.

They can be playing in and around all sorts of culture references, band T-shirts, discarded placards, whatever you want. In fact - better than that - pick all your favourite things and put them in there, favourite chocolate bar, favourite album, favourite T-shirt, a toy from your childhood…

But kittens. Playing. A fair few of them mucking about.

That's all.’

A Guy Hamilton

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The Weather Girls gleefully performing their most famous hit “It's Raining Men" whilst surrounded by a scene of absolute carnage as the bodies of the unfortunate aforementioned men lie dead and dying around them, having inexplicably fallen from the sky. Meanwhile, Michael Fish and Sian Lloyd look on, bewildered.

As requested by Anthony Mitchell

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Tory squat party. Boris has a nosebleed from snorting too much speed, May is drinking special brew and Hunt is burning the Criminal Justice Bill while Farage, in full hunting gear, is calling the police.

As requested by Matt Durstan Tilke

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Dear Jim, Please can you paint a classic Star Trek starship bridge with Stephen Hawking sitting in the Captain's chair whilst the other positions are occupied by Marie Curie, Albert Einstein, George Washington Carver, Galileo Galilei and Dorothy Hodgkin. They have been reunited in the afterlife to continue improving science for the benefit of all humanity by boldly going where no late genius has gone before.Ray Hamill

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Please paint Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby having hysterically laughed themselves so hard they've slipped into a psychotic episode and destroyed the set of This Morning, and murdered the crew and any guests (including Katie Hopkins?). Gino D'Acampo is trying to use a baking tray as a shield and a spatula as a weapon to fend off Holly who's about to bludgeon him to death with a handful of uncooked spaghetti.

Ash Douglas

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Jim’ll Paint It is five years old today. Kind of hoping I get to do this for at least another five years as I literally have no idea how to do anything else anymore.

To celebrate this momentous day I’ve repainted one of my favourite early pieces ‘Ainsley Harriott, Son of God’ As requested by Stephen Savage Savage Savage

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Donald Trump and Piers Morgan having a date in Greggs on Valentine’s Day

As requested by Amy Bee Sting