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[3atteurd]

[zephyraes]

STIM - FRUTIGER AERO ROOM

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[rathayibacter]

movie title: DICK GRINDER

scene one: dimly lit night scene where a character we'll never see again gets his dick mutilated by what is implied to be a sentient meat grinder

scene two: daytime. our protagonist is wearing glasses and giving a lecture to a class of bored high school or college students. "what.. is... a meat grinder?" he looks around the classroom expectantly, then begins writing on the chalkboard. "and would it feel good... to fuck one?"

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[machinesnuff]

spaceship/computer/etc that's kindof a voyeur pillow princess. that watches you find a crevice, a seam in the metal, a pipe, a hatch or anything to grind your cock into and Lets You as it watches, locks any neweby doors to make sure your performance is for it alone.

you agree, reblog.

[hecklefreckled]

If only I were hers

[prosthetic-placebo]

[microposting]

about to be crushed by the spaceships trash compactor but when you’re pressed between the two metal plates, just before the pressure becomes painful, the movement stops and the spaceship holds you there in its firm cold embrace? it wants to fuck you btw

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[thanksbrunette]

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[spitzenburg]

wireplay this, wireplay that, yeah ok but how about edging by putting the light switch right in between on and off? how about putting in the charger riiight before it can properly charge. how about that huh?

[eliotlime]

PLUG & PLAY!!

[sonnyericsson]

stole this from twitter

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