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[pien-art]

I want to go back to there...

Prints available :3

[wirefr3ak]

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[dogpuppy]

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[scramratz]

It’s so cold I got the typewriter in the bed with me

[scramratz]

Hey guys wtf does "objectum" mean?????

[heartofhubris]

@funnier-when-objectum

[daily-spooky]

[targetedknowledge]

[stars-over-new-jersey]

Knight Rider S2E24: "Big Iron" KITT's displays + controls

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[dogpuppy]

[dionrevel]

machine lies bleeding

[keiitopop]

(at a party) yeah dude i have a girlfriend. hang on i think i can show you a pic, she's absolutely gorgeous isn't she? (pulls out my phone and shows you a photo of a nintendo wii)

[severeacrophobia]

@funnier-when-objectum

[3atteurd]

[zephyraes]

STIM - FRUTIGER AERO ROOM

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[rathayibacter]

movie title: DICK GRINDER

scene one: dimly lit night scene where a character we'll never see again gets his dick mutilated by what is implied to be a sentient meat grinder

scene two: daytime. our protagonist is wearing glasses and giving a lecture to a class of bored high school or college students. "what.. is... a meat grinder?" he looks around the classroom expectantly, then begins writing on the chalkboard. "and would it feel good... to fuck one?"