rápidos vivos mueren jóvenes

Jimme||19||Cape Town

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Things British People Say During Sex:

Tally ho, old sport

Whistling dippers

Gosh golly gosh and heavens

Ya minger innit blud brrrrap

Butter my crumpets

Aye sonny jim

BOB’S YER UNCLE

Tickity-boo

My wo r d

Good show, old chap

Tbh I need a cuppa can we do this later

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All true

[brannabananaa]

[lizziemcganja-deactivated201410]

back to school supplies list

[decisivo]

[thepsychotexotic]

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"Why are you single?"

[jimme-agro]

I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

[wanderlvst-dragon]

[saythatyoullstay]

[posthawk]

[s1nners]

this part was so fucking funny

[jimme-agro]

Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

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At @staydripped wearing the fab @nikkilipstick.

[vinceadventurer]

[blackbirdcall7]

[satansfriend]